David and Raul want to wish you...
Happy Pride!
Happy Independence Day!

and also say that while we are shocked and still grieving

Long Live the King of Pop

Michael Jackson!

Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com!
with David and Raul, your hosts
Please welcome, Ryan, our special guest!
New rule: The husband has to work shirtless in the yard
Student of the flesh
Clinical Massage Therapy
[name of show]
Wait, I'm touching men, too?
Your mama isn't above the law
Knowing 24 other students very well (with every body difference)
Cadaver studies
Ryan's massage room
New Age music while working
Wearing loose clothes and a smile
Learning how not to massage - don't burn up your hands
Intense schedule for massage school
Soma Institute
Raul's netbook needs massaging
Voice for healing
Gluteus Maximus not forbidden
Covering it all up (the goodie / naughty bits)
Working through clothes is most difficult
Chiro vs. massage
Muscle stim
Hosts with the most - gift for entertaining
Paul is the tent man
Great mix of guests
Exotic dancers at Weenie Roast
Hiding from strippers, Raul's fine with watching
Origins of the Weenie Roast
Party pad!
Treasure trail - scouting out talent
Sticky whip
Ryan's direct way with wait staff
Free Press: Chicago Diner (vegetarian delight!)
Shout outs: Vegans!
Douglas at Bistro Campagne!
Dinner group rating system
Best restaurant yet?
Puerto Rican Pride
Paul's mad skills on Excel
David's mixology
No ham for Ryan
Moist cupcake!
Luv ya' mean it!

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
Joining us in the studio is Randy!
All about the rice
Whooping booty (on the tennis court)
Raul couldn't handle Randy's shot
Not keeping score?
Calendar Gays
Brother just turned.. another year older
Visting with David's 'rents
Shamed!
Randy's folks
Near Paw Paw?
Otsego, Michigan Indian name
Meeting Brony at Midsommerfest
Shout out: Keith!
True Blood vampire series on HBO 
Since Judy (Garland)
Which diva for Randy?
Bette channeling
Barry Manilow
So many Divas for David
Filipino movie in Park Ridge (it's a big one)
2 Giggly Gaysians, nothing sweeter
Sweet Rice
Problems with Pad Thai
Pride week gets HOT
Martha Wash @ Pride Fest
Some Loopy History
Super sonic sopranos
Clean living? Bad influences
Black and Blue Ball 2009 had great music
Randy mixes music!
CD handling rules by David
Paul Oakenfold
Victor Cauldoron
Junior Vasquez
Screamin' Divas at Roscoe's
Slammin' Randy (and on tennis court)
New Techno
Pride classis mix
Raul's speedo
Gaysians pulling them off
Dancing like Elaine...NO
Extra cash dancing at Lucky Horseshoe
Never seen David run
String break experiment
Needs balls and jockstrap to play
Caution in the sun
Pasty or smart with high SPF
Rubbing it in at the nude beach
Harry's mother's beach (Osterman)
Not gagging to be married
If you're gagging for Sweet Rice...
Free press: Chicago Diner vegetarian cuisine
Boneless vegetarian BBQ wings
Seitan
Just bring the racket
Tennis rituals between boys
Wii differences
Hey Mr. DJ
Happy Summer Solstice!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
This is a short one - pocket sized - yet more than a 'Bonus Moment' - we gave this one a number!
Listen for Outtakes,
Sound clips,
Favorite lines,
Promos!
Luv ya, mean it!

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Hello, beautiful people!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit... sending a
BIG Gay Asian and Caucasian welcome to you
David and Raul, your hosts
Oprah's grilled chicken coupon from
KFC story
With two sides and NOW a free Pepsi
Corporate slogan
Shout out: Eric and Morrie!
Raul's grill
French candy
151 filled with hotties
Translate Filipino movie yummies
Twilight Dancers
Bikini Open
Gaysian for Pay
Bridal Shower
Understatment
Not sticky
Christian Bautista
Toastiness and passing
Blueblood and Translucent and
Paper White
Cable-free AGAIN
Better ways to lose money
Sunday decisions
Red line train story with Keith
"Ode to a Power Bottom"
What do you think of the guy next to me
Raul's commute
Susan Boyle
Adam Lambert
Chris Allen
Diversity
Dane Cook's pumping iron
Hot vs. Good Looking
We mean guys but say girls

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
Your hosts: David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
So many f-----s in the room!
(Recorded live from Raul's living room)
Please welcome our special guests!
Greg, Scott, Randy, Keith and MJ!
All over the menu queen
Toasting the memory of all those who came before us
Three hankies for Raul 
Gold star Gay
Color codes: Red, Yellow, Gold
Urinetown
Air quotes TENNIS
Red and white gingham
Keith as Concierge in Executive House Hotel
International Mister Leather vs. 
Midwestern Women's Gospel Choir
Bible thumping Krishnas and Big Leather Brunos
Grabby Awards under Raul's balcony
Miss Honey West
Chi Chi LaRue 
Best carpet.. scene goes to ?
Stockroom catalog-the best of sexual technology
Latex cube with a man inside
Versatile machine better centerpiece than a re-stringing machine
Raul's a great player
Leather stuff
Collapsible furniture
Piercing booth with Prince Albert
Adventures floor to floor
But welcome anyone purdy
Pecs and Personality Contest
If he were a dog..
Dog tag says Ultimate Jock
Randy ran 10K in Gay Games
Gay field guide as bucket list
Dressed up for IML
What's THIS and WHY
Randy wins jockiest award
Gang shower built for 10
Shout out: KC listeners!
Leather wrist band "What Would Martha Do?"
Left/dominate, right/submission
Proper Gay Education
Avenue Q!
Exposing yourself (to new things or to others)
Failed Facebook connection (and a successful Facebook connection as well)
Shaved together in shower
Specialty stroke
Gay age
Sex on first date?
Tipping entertainment with dollars at the Lucky Horseshoe
Private party (Invited to buy a ticket)
Washing the hankies

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Hello, everyone!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
There are four of us today...
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts (respectively) are joined by...
Greg!
and Scott!
(Thank you again, Keith, for the Vanity Fair magazine!)
Raul was LATE
Air quotes TENNIS
Interviewing strippers
Greg is trans
(as in transversing continents!)
Chiner and Taiwainer
Surprisingly emotional sending Greg to China
You need to take half of Walgreens
Holes in the floor toilets
Do they eat enough
The Belgium of Asia
Chinese drivers
Nothing wrong with Motel 6
Hotel peep show
Three day notice for trip?
Foot massage and fish exfoliation
Where the fish be at?
Little fishies entertain me
Good at NOT scratching the paint
Secret store
Vender's treats
Not forced to eat chicken feet
Duck head dish
Pig's ear
Century egg
Spicy Szechuan
Cheers before imbibing
Xie xie ni!
pronounced Shay shay NAY!
Chicago gifts to Chinese peops
Astrological fried cookies
Sexy sounds in room next door
My Little LITTLE pony
International incident
Teipei 101 building 
Six inches on Willis Tower
Paper lantern instructions
Scott coping with Greg's absence
Loving first class flying

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You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
Cream montage
Hello to the lovely listeners
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
(All the good stuff, all that jazz)
Early brekkie
Obstaining from donuts (fried dough)
Bacon, pork belly
Some things you will have to deny yourself
Fat and greasy food = fat and greasy dude
How do you look naked
Cubs game rundown!
Thank you, Jason!
Reaching for his peanuts
Going to the trough
Striptease
Lucky charms for the Cubbies
Raul's visit to a Sox game
Northside Twist
Hot dogs at the park--eat it
So butch: baseball, tennis, not putting on dresses
Experiencing the other side, expanding our horizons
Fun things twice
New Star Trek movie 
Chris Pine is so fine 
DREAMBOAT
Shattering and re-configuring the Star Trek franchise (in a great way)
Spock, Uhura, Chekov, Sulu and
Well-behaved movie crowd
Cheering for a movie (but not in a tennis match)
Celine Dion dance re-mix
David's 90s music
Some new music: Hoobastank, Cascada
Live Radiohead
Live Robert Plant
Alison Krause
YouTubing Jekyll & Hyde 
Linda Eder 
Dabbling in Buffy
Arrested Development
Jason Bateman

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Welcome!
It's David and Raul, nothing but mammals, your hosts of
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)
CPD, Special Victims Unit
Asian multitasking
Bacon's working with numbers
Loving Chicago weather (more MMM for your buck)
Strong BLACK
Killing rats
Hello Kitty air freshener gaying up the car
Baby netbook recording music
Watching Krod Mandoon
Sean McGuire's rippling body
Wolverine bootleg
Hugh Jackman's verticle smile
Raul squirming on hot seat
Kansas City Bar-B-Q is not a code word
"People are idiots"
Left lane closed ahead means...
Car with top down - getting blown
Diana Ross' questions
Listening to Anita Baker
Doing it like mammals
Everytime you see a rainbow
God likes to watch
"From a Distance" from?
Harry Potter artifacts at Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry
Daniel Radcliff's peach fuzz
Hottie alert on Lakeshore Drive
Spandau Ballet
Beanie Baby road kill
First family's pet is a Portie
Windows commercial
Raving on Raul's Eee-PC
Rambling man - girls on the go
Brony's moved in
Woodworkers
Ate a plate
Running on the trail
Chinese explorer Marco Polo
Little fishy nibbles
Cubs game eve
Jonas Brothers growing on David
David Cook
Gay baseball terms

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Hi! How are you?
You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
Caught in a rain storm, Raul's rescue
Tennis sign up at North End
Doubles on Clay (Aiken?)
Shout out: Brony!
Shackin' it up
Straw hat from Brown Elephant
Classic Loopy Fruit outing
Tracking the bus
David's GPS fun
Turn bloody left, for the sake of the Queen, turn left! (you queen)
Raul's netbook Eee-PC
Shout out: Anne and Igor!
Clean Sweep has the hottest carpenters
Eric Stromer
Living in Raul's car
A First in LFAN history
David's new food policy
Working at McDonald's
Never enough of Raul to go around
(Too muckin' fuch)
Whitest friend
Title of show
Peeve of TB at Symphony
Save your cough for intermission
EMS firetruck
On Lakeshore Drive - will you bike the drive?
Mist and fog
Hours of New Age
Parking meters changed in Chicago
Songs from 1990
Go West
There's a part of me lyric
When your favorite band disbands
Where in China is Greg?

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian...
welcome the quiet, shy ladies!
David's jelly bean collection
Pink Peeps deprivation
The Dove Fairy Bunny
Teasing the Guncles
82 pounds of Raul's sweets
Filipino salt lick
The Limp Wristers
Sore, and not the biggest losers
Rump rub vs. pat
Kissing the guns
Gay to-do list entry: (blank) a tattoo
Shout out: Brad! 773podcast.com!
Sharing the load / podcast burden
Meeting PNS Explosion, Wanda Wisdom in person
Greg *IS* going to China
Free press: Demera Ethiopian Restaurant
Eating Ethiopian style
Vino man
Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle!
Susan's video clips
Acapelican a cappella
Water works where?
Drinking the Kool-Aid
International stardom
Stars aligning for one moment in time
Asian math
Free press: Wow Bao
Yogurt drinks like Danactive
Trumpeting then leaving room, or else you clear it
One Pear
Shake what your mama gave you, but not your baby
Wonder Twin Powers

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Nacho Mama Montage!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
David and Raul, your hosts
MJ is making lentil soup
LFAN's new voicemail is 206.984.3766!
Cooking with the Moosewood Cookbook
Vegetarian joke from David's Mom
Mother's Day gifts
Gay sons make the best daughters
Turning the son?
Big Gay Salad
Heck no? Eff that!
Sean Maguire 
Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
Filipinas looking Mexican
Remembering comedienne names
Mark McGwire hunky
Meet the Spartans 
Trust Me starring Eric McCormack and Tom Cavanagh
Chocolate that dribbles
A friend going to China
Free press: Yang's 
Chine-Easy Chop Suey
Surrounded by Gaysians
Asian manner lesson
Southern Abrubt vs. Him-Haw
City door holding
Proximity issues
Sidewalk and social frictions
Dogs, alcohol and drag queens
Summer dos
Tennis indoors
I'm serving, LOVE!
In tennis, love means nothing
(MJ blanching tomatoes in background)
Butch practice and sports scores

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Hello, hello, hello!
You're reached Loopy Fruit dot com Podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian - your hosts
At the Midway Airport - how do you get here? (LSD to I-55 to Cicero)
Getting lost - MJ calls in
Bacon says hi to the ladies!
Real people like us and put up with us, really
Sidetrack Show tunes on Friday
Hit on by Strange Tattooed Man
Say it like you mean it
(Airplane flyover)
Shout out: Brian and Guy!
Birthday Month of Aaron and Greg
Three tries for Star Trek Gift Card
Inducing diabetic coma with sweetness
Guess the cost of this old laptop again
David's freaky funny journal entries
100MB Zip Disc?
Possible material for a book
Favorite authors: Drew Ferguson, Stephen McCauley
"I need a man to hug and kiss"
Amanda Hoogenkist
Raul's mama doesn't like his drama
Title of show
Pizzeria treat - in Raul's hood
Fun at Target with Raul's car!
Cheating the system, not doing American duty (dooty)
Imaginary audience
In David and MJ's room
The comic is Jim Gaffigan
Lisa Keith "Walking in the Sun"
Regine Velasquez
Filipina!
The Crazy Frog
Short Ribs, the Queen
Tall Obamas
James Cromwell portrayed Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
BAD GINGER BOY
When you're bad, you know I'm better
2016 Chicago in lights on highrise office building downtown
Protesters wanted a little sompin, sompin
Raul's journaling last summer on iNotes helped
Angry waves on Lake Michigan
Watchmen twice?
Blue Man Group vs. Dr. Manhattan
Milli Vanilli moment
11th Anniversary of David and MJ
Get off that soapbox
Audio journaling is therapeutic
Shout out: Jenn and the twins!
Breathe "Jonah" from "All That Jazz" album
Shout out: Pinoyboy!

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Hello! Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts, welcome you
Particular weather in Chicago today (last Sunday in March 2009)
Roll up the snowpeople, stick the carrot in
Big sourdough (b)aggot
Extra virgin olive skinned beauty
Raul's melon
Musk vs. honeydew
Honey, do me
Bottled water?
Name the comic
The Watchmen
Glowing blue!
Patrick Wilson was juicy
Title of show
Earth Hour rundown
Wedding guests included five gayz
I could've danced all night!
Rubbernecking a car accident
Men dancing at wedding
Nothing runs like a...
I didn't know he had a boy!
(But Blind and Deaf know)
Raul lost in cleavage
Christina Aguilera car
Midway Airport
Playing Rook (cardgame) in candlelight
Nelly Furtado
Ice falling on Raul's car
David's snowflake sweater
Filipino punctuality
Your own Earth Hour - sit in the dark
Listen to Feast of Fun!

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'´¨*'.¸¸. *´¨*' Welcome to LFAN! '´¨*'.¸¸. *´¨*'
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian!)
White Cheeked Gibbon cage!
We're outside at the Lincoln Park Zoo
Starting a new religious sect
Hot Daddy watch
Battlestar Galactica series finale
More Sci-fi:
New Caprica series
Eric Stoltz, Ginger
David and Raul volunteering
at a nursing home
"I'm not helpless, I'll get it myself!"
Staying healthy
Aging is a harsh mutha
Getting run over by a CTA bus or a Mack truck
Or an airplane
Getting paid for a wellness check, health risk questionnaire
Scars on white, brown people
Don't scratch the paint
Raul's mole patrol in the dark
Missing Bacon in Morocco
"Lonely No More" by Rob Thomas
"My hands are small, I know, but they're not yours, they are my own"
--Jewel
Two Fat Ladies 
Cream, butter and lard
Bubble (Bang) and Squeak
Giving grandma a makeover
Photophobia 
Dance, monkey, dance! Entertain us
Italian cuisine free press: Trattoria Trullo 
for David and MJ's dinner group
Avoidance used as a social technique
No notes or points in Loopy Fruit
It's not even long - that's what she said
Not quite Special Olympic bowlers
Lung test (blowing practice)
Where's Madam Fong?
Hottie alert and the nervous look of a woman
Future Loopy Fruit guests
Let's go see the Great Apes!

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Hello, there, everyone!
You have reached Loopy Fruit Dot Com!
David and Raul welcome you!
Stabbing on the Ides of March
An Irishmen walks out of the bar...
The Cabin Relief Show at the Wilmette Theatre featuring:
Vikki Spykke!
The most amazing drag show this side of Las Vegas!
How to Tip a Drag Queen
Viviana Mendez (Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Boots, Fever)!
Monique Greene (Whitney, Beyonce, Rihanna, Mary J. Blige)!
Angelique Munro (Ann Margret, Carrie Underwood, Sheena Easton, Annie Lennox)!
Vikki Spykke as Celine Dion, Morticia Addams
BOBBY!
I Like Them Big and Stupid by Julie Brown
Vikki Spykke does personal drag performances! Let us know, we'll send on her e-mail to you!
Bananas Foster Cafe 
Mariette in Ecstasy by Ron Hansen
See the play at Lifeline Theatre!
Homo-alone, no movie cheating with Watchmen
Moral dilemma with brother bullets
Hunting with David's dad
Werewolf protection
Jasper Redd
"A camera doesn't take pictures, pictures take pictures"

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Welcome to the 100th
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian, are your hosts
Feeling the love!
Voicemail gifts from wonderful people!
Keith
Chris
Greg G.
Auntie Vera Charles and Conscience from 
VeraSpeaks.com! 
MJ
Tony
Madge Weinstein from
YeastRadio.com! 
Cheryl Merkowski from
Whorehole.org! 
Southern Joe
Jason and David P.
Mystery Guest!
thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU, everyone!
It's been a great run for our first 100 episodes, thank you!
Extended Outro Music

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Presenting your hosts, David and Raul!
First hottie alert
Jonesin' for our parking spot at Trader Joe's
David's Florida rundown, jealous?
Google the Spaghetti Pie recipe
Flight Lady
Baconator in Florida, too
James Brown moment
Raul in Dallas, it blows
King Tutankhamun
Shout out: Rob and Plus One!
Grammy's
Jonas Brothers
Come on, Stevie, show us what you got?
RuPaul's Drag Race
Cuban Ox Tail was tasty
New restaurant safety net technique
Shout out: Paul!
Gay Ox
Title of show
Rihanna victim
We paid our 99 cent, keep us in mind
Michael Phelps and his smoking corn flakes
Don't hate, M----- b-----s!
Second hottie alert
Raul ran seven freaking miles on treadmill
Year for Firsts
Who can ACTUALLY hear the tenors?
We need more happy 100th episode messages! Please call our listener line!

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Enjoy some randomness, Loopy Fruit style! -

~David and Raul -

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We're in Chicago!
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian welcome you to the program!
Thank you for joining us!
What's shakin' with your bacon?
New tv on demand folder to watch:
Bromance http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/bromance/series.jhtml
Brody Jenner (not Brony)
Gay face
HBO series: Rome
Mystery guest caller!
Mini-movie review: Pineapple Express
James Franco
Seth Rogen
"If you wanna waste your money, go ahead, sweetie"
State of the State of Michigan
X-Files
Back to Rome!
James Purefoy - skin to win
Chronicle of the Roman Republic http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicle-Roman-Republic-Augustus-Chronicles/dp/0500051216
Mad Men http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/
Case study of repression
Jon Hamm
Shout out: Rob! HB to you!
We hope you get your stimulus package
"Do not leave my package unattended"
Bruce Vilanch
Shout out: Karen R.!
Just After Sunset by Stephen King http://www.amazon.com/Just-After-Sunset-Stephen-King/dp/1416584080
A book a month
Miss Piggy quote
Bye, bye Blagojevich
Governor Quinn, Medicine Woman
Illinois is broke, where's our bailout?
Larry King interview with Teg Haggard
Heterosexual with issues
Wife in tow
Could we get the women's perspective?
We're not breeders - donate genetic material
Maurice http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093512/plotsummary
David's upcoming trip
We're approaching our 100th episode! Please call us, leave a message

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
Alternative media coolness
Raul's car falling in David and MJ's laps
Boxes for the Brown Elephant (to benefit the Howard Brown Health Center)
David's license to drive?
Suburbanite's dream
Loopy Fruit sleepover!
Raul's hot tub
Places to wear sandals
24 rolls of paper towel
Shout out: Keith, reader in residence!
18 Mexican men
"The Fluffer"
Suze Orman's free download 
Will & Trust kit
Lesbine she-speak
Shout out: Armando!
The Kiss Murder by Mehmet Murat Somer 
The How of Happiness by Sonja Lyubomirsky 
Murat will be in Chicago on January 29th and will appearing at Centuries & Sleuths!
Subway story
Little old woman on the train, robin's egg blue jacket
Keith's new DVD player, help desk?
Shout out: Gregg!
Loopy and Fruity?
Drew Ferguson! 
New ways of meeting people
Some TV: Lost, NCIS, House, M.D.
What did that Golden Girl say?
How old is Golden
Going to Florida to visit
Yankee Doodle Dandy
It's so cold! (?)
Layered up to achieve bliss
Sugar Bliss
Small complaints
Making the Big BOWL sing!
Please send in your voicemails for our 100th episode!
Lather us up, put out and shout out (call please!)

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You have reached Loopy Fruit!
Welcome to the podcast... introducing
David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)!
Shout out: Gregg!
Brad!
David watches Ina Garten www.barefootcontessa.com
Raul watches Dave Lieberman
Ina's hot friend TR and the OGT!
Shout out: Jason!
Tim!
Storage unit
iTunes Library update
Golden Girls series
Satellite phone!
Michael's Grammy Contest entry! http://www.whatsaboytodo.net/
Please vote: http://www.tinyurl.com/grammycontest
Three Stages of Human Civilization
Impending energy crisis
Doubt starring Philip Seymour Hoffman and Meryl Streep
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - SPOILER ALERT!
(Be careful at 23:20 for a movie spoiler)
Cate Blanchett
Another Gay Sequel
Barber not stylist?
Getting over it
Unemployed Netflix Box

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian!
Listener voicemails!
Let us know if you read these shownotes?
Jake's Adventures in Dollywood
Dolly Parton!
Moisturize, a gay verb
Mac and Don's Supper Club
Push that Panini real good
Love you, mean it!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian
A very special Christmas episode of Loopy Fruit
Twitching face so it doesn't freeze
Wind was blowing!
Cancun, Mexico!
Tacos for Christmas
Fireplace and Holiday Tree
Disco balls and sailboats
Scorpion on the Christmas tree signifying...
Keep an eye out for the stinger
Holiday Free Money from British Petroleum (BP) Boutique
Gas Station Hut
Watermelon flavor?
Christmas Giveaways
One in every ten Elves is...
Book by Ina Garten!
Barefoot Contessa!
Raul's Santa Rounds
Put it over your stocking cap
Christmas Gift Exchange
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Smaller than a shoe box and PINK
Spa Sister
Toe separators help you unclench
Penguin wrapping paper
Green red stop sign
Box from CB2!
Camin and Wilma Orange
Shopping before the economy collapse
Merry Christmas to all!
Ten Lords a-Leapin'
Nine Ladies Dancing
A Christmas Carol at the Goodman Theatre!
God Bless Us, Everyone
Eve-Eve
Cleveland Rocks
Happy Winter Solstice
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
Group Hug!

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
(LFAN!)
Your hosts, David and Raul!
"Gay Cauasian and Gaysian, respectively"
We all that
How are the ladies?
Voicemail from Andy!
Call us (like Andy did) at 206.984.3766
Roger Whitaker's Cheesy Holly
How did we live without Google?
Very few memorized numbers
Aunt Grandma
You are my dad's mama, not sista'!
Quarter of her age - Raul's quick math
So many party invites - overbooked
Shout out: Bruce and Tony's Holiday Party!
Florida emissaries
David's extra vacation
Not-for-profit paradox
Circuit City liquidation
Competing with Electric Avenue and Funky Town
Raul wants to see David drive
Baconator says he can dance!
Get your stuff and GO
Jim Brickman's $4 CD
(He's a Pianist)
In the flesh, not the buff
Spools of media
DIY Contact paper for iPod
Scratches add character to iPod
Made to be touched
Te Deum by Benjamin Britten
Tour bus to Schaumburg or Lincolnwood
One Euro breast implant
Nip Tuck help
WARM UP
Deutsche Bank promotion
Euro conversion
Canadian Dollar
Two currencies / Two economies
Helping US economy by buying liquidated stuff
Re-Cabling with Ghetto Tivo
Battlestar Galactica on Sci Fi Channel HD
David's Theory on Cable so it won't take over your life
Top Chef on Bravo!
Dave Leiberman squeezing lemons in his hand
Citrus Reamer
Finding a show for Raul
Loving Heidi Klum
The Real Housewives of Atlanta...
Queens, The Bronx, Stanton Island
Anderson Cooper has no hold over David
SNL Blagojevich skit
Raul thinks David is a media w----
106 Gigabytes so far
How digital are the ladies?
Happy Holidays!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast (extraordinaire)!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian host welcome a special guest:
Keith!
Exploring something he wouldn't normally do
Read this book, Keith!
Before Sunday - The Life Stories of the Bloody Sunday Victims by Jennifer Faus 
Let's do some waffles sometime
Jennifer is smart and dedicated (and very purdie)
Stripper magnet!
Shout out: Elizabeth!
She can even conjugate
Shout out: Jim!
Owning a pizzeria, eating the mistakes
Call the Loopy Fruit listener line! 206.984.3766
Does Jim conjugate, too?
Shout out: Tony!
Tony is on an undercover Loopy Fruit investigation
Oui we played Wii (@ Tony's)!
Keith finally watched "The Devil Wears Prada"
Thanksgiving: Raul not overstuffed
Four queens in a car update
Hand spa treatments, facials, nose strips in the hotel!
Thankful to have each other
Vegetarian, not Flexitarian
On the way to become a sexy beeotch, playing tennis
Serving over handed
Badminton shuttlecock
Operating device in your toilet
OJ Simpson in the slammer
Boy George roughing it up, needs a safe word
"Do you really want to hurt me?"
Educational video on our website
Chenel is a perfect safe word
In the SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS...!
Loopy Fruit Christmas Giveaways! (Listen to learn more)
Vanity Fair magazine 
Kate Winslet
"My word is my bond"
1st Loopy Fruit giveaway -and-
2nd Loopy Fruit giveaway -and-
3rd Loopy Fruit giveaway!
Another favorite Chicago author:
Drew Ferguson "The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second" 
Answering every e-mail
Keith needs another new book to read - let us know
Three maraschino cherries
Loving the pictures of Vanity Fair, beautiful people and excellent writing
13 year old neice is head over heels for Twilight
Proust Questionnaire
What or who is the greatest love of David's life?
Which historical figure does Keith most identify with?
Einstein's Theory of Relativity
What does Raul most value in his friends?
What is it that Keith most dislikes?
Which words or phrases does David most overuse?
Why David and Raul say Love Ya', Mean It
(if you don't say mean it, you don't)
Which living person does Raul most despise?
Raul's not a hater
Don't hate... no time to hate
Greatest fears and greatest hopes
Raul's theme
Delay button
Oscar De La Hoya
Drag Queen wrestling raising money for charity
Happy Holidays!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Get this show on the road!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast
This is David, your Gay Caucasian host and
Raul, your Gaysian host!
Always lovin', not always meanin' it
Driving to the north side of Chicago
Taking the LSD (Lakeshore Drive)
iPod Freak!
Susie Orman says...
David's holidays
Insisting on Refurbished iPod Nano BECAUSE
Tracking my iPod from China to Anchorage, Alaska
Reusing, Recycling, Reducing
Muscle men videos on iPod
Embarrassing story
The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second by Drew Ferguson
Schadenfreude from Avenue Q: The Musical
Keeping video from YouTube
Or audio
Keith popping the voicemail cherry!
(Call us at 206.984.3766)
James Bond movie
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna get in trouble
Prop 8 Protest in Evanston
Raul's Civic Duty in shopping
Paying down credit card debt
Cancun for Christmas with Bacon?
Christmas plans
Back up and pull up one
HP booking LFAN guests
Unplayed or lost episode of Loopy Fruit?
Afraid of the ladies
Doing Mexican
Not too early to listen to Christmas music
Josh Groban's Noel
Deut with Brian McNight
Saint Sebastian
Put it on (name of show)
Here's some C-music for you!

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3-2-1 Hey!
You have reached Loopy Fruit podcast
Welcome! David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, in order)
Thank you for coming, downloading, playing and listening to us!
*Not mutually exclusive*
Chicago - Paris on the Prairie
Raul recently returned from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Darker than olive (brown rice)
Call David "Uncle Ben"
Rice-a-roni
Raul and his friend Bacon's trip
Let's leave the country together
Meet at baggage!
You go, you HO
Taking a risk
Photographing well?
Rolling around on beach
Election results!
Supporting Obama
Prop H-8 (Hate) protest
There ain't no protest around here
Ready to queen out
Screw this, I'm going to Potbelly
(Free press: Potbelly cookies loved as much as Trader Joe's)
Michael's pictures from protest (Whatsaboytodo.net)
David's 1998 flashback to the African Arts Festival
David and MJ's Quaker certificate
Christmas Captain AGAIN?!
Festive decorations
Don't mind us, Angry Pilgrim
Four queens in a car
Deciding on music? Yes to Cher
Turning everything into a show tune
Early Carols
Guitar recital ideas
Huge plastic boxes of water for fish
No soap residue and get rid of chlorine
Lap it up like a dog
Small case with a zipper
Memory keys with monograms
David's middle initial
Zipping and unzipping

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David and Raul, Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, respectively, are your hosts
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Which are you?
Expecting the lilt - that sounds like a man
Scream like a b***h, looked like one, shrieked
David, angel, helping neighbor fix elevator
Call me angel in the morning, touch my cheek, Juice
Olivia Juice Newton John
Needed a reboot, much like Windows
Cover of Pink Magazine http://www.pinkmag.com
Milk: The Live and Times of Harvey Milk 
Cover of Out magazine re: Milk 
Broken Gay Cherry
Bad habit learned from Madge Weinstein
New Loopy Fruit listener line! Call 206.984.3766
Just say the digits
Didn't know the English
Push their elevator button!
Gale Harold motorcycle accident
James Denton a "real" plumber 
Time to lick our lips
Queer as Folk / Six Feet Under parties in time past
Re-cabling
Battlestar Galactica final season on SciFi Channel
(David cusses up a storm)
BAM - pulling the plug, baby
Raul wears different hats, but bare headed, full-haired
Loving our bald sisters and brothers
VOTE OBAMA
Democratic Illinois
Area codes 312, 773, 708, 847
Halloween Parade on Halsted
Martini hit Raul long and hard
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
John Allen Nelson
Sarah Palin look-a-like vomited symbolically
MJ's brunch the next day on All Saints Day
Tasties at Pumping Company
Givin' the business
Quearborn and Perversion: An Early History of Lesbian and Gay Chicago http://www.quearbornandperversion.com
Exclusive screening
EXCELLENT film footage
Out and Proud in Chicago DVD
Studs Terkel (1912-2008) was a treasure
Self-chosen epitaph: "Curiosity did not kill this cat."
Raul graduated from physical therapy
Hips and butt tested, still can't carry no babies
Gluteous Minimus: Shake the moneymaker, what your mama gave ya'
Exercises
But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane
Day of the Dead party with karaoke
Don't Fear the Reaper
The Love Shack fun to sing-a-long
80s TV?
Technology snobbin'
Raul's plasma TV keeping him inside
Learning the skill of turning off the TV
Clicker, Crackberry and iPhone
The Tennis Channel 
Burning DVD from DVR?
Seeing every pore, athletes in action
Moist and moving

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit good energy!
L-O-O-P-Y Fruit dot com podcast
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian, your hosts
Bizzy gurls
Working it so hard and so long
In the Heather Mist car heading where?
Stalker tips
Stifler-ish crush (doesn't work there anymore)
Sean William Scott (SWS)
Unpaid tenors
Blackmailed with pictures
Big Daddy with a Boat
Friday ruined by yelling boss
Pouting and sulking
Instant Message funny
Potluck meal to raise morale
Goodie Day
MJ's Chocolate Chip Cookies are wiped
Made with love
Brian's dish with bacon
Iffy meat
Cinnabons
Engineered to taste good
Black grapes
Shout outs: Melissa, Dean and Jude!
2nd Master's Degree
Indiana story
Shapely gams
Greg and Scott deserve top shelf
Gay Bingo is the best
Everything a Gay touches...
Betta fish adventure
Peace Lily Aquarium
David and MJ's fishy
Chicago Aquarium
Blu the Betta
Kathy Griffin in Chicago!
Raul loves Kathy Griffin! http://www.kathygriffin.net
Ripping on Sarah Palin
Kathy and Margaret in Gay Stratosphere!
So funny it hurts
Forbidden Broadway: Dances With the Stars
Duffy http://www.iamduffy.com
When I get to Warwick Avenue
Shout out: Matt from Christe Peoples Trio!
Katarina's near Orange Garden
We love YOU (so hard and so fast)!
Checking out guy with leaf blower

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All night long, Lionel!
You've reached Loopy Fruit
Welcome to the audio podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian, your hosts
How are the ladies?
That's all you got, is just one shot
David's little purple spiral note booklet
Trying to find Bob Dylan's All Along the Watchtower arr. by McCreary
Finding a song in your iPod
Tired and worn, not doing it for a dime no more
Sharing the good energy, recording it for posterity
Raul's Schaumberg story
Disaster recovery
Very little eye candy
Deal but won't do
.. is exhausting
Wind between our wings
Looking for a few good Pips, extra Piply
Hunters in Elk Grove
Homing Device for Homos
Through the forest preserve
Before the witching hour
No-Tell Motel, Hotel California
Heartbreak Hotel?
Girl, you're gettin' fast
What's a boy to do, but wash the panties and other delicates
Hedwig and the Angry Inch line
Hip and butt exercises: Squats, Pelvic Thrust, Monster Walks, Lunges
Elastic band around the ankles
Raul can't carry no babies (no child bearing hips)
Leg raised, déjà vu
(Title of show)
On top of the washing machine
Near run-in with ex at Hair Cuttery
Birthday gift report
Getting what you wanted!
Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions
Laurence Fishburne, Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving
Hugo also in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The Lord of the Rings
Green tinge signifies we are in the Matrix
Nancy Wilson's Acoustic Guitar lesson DVD!
What about love? Don't you want someone to care about you?
Mini-concert for folks
Rock out with bad self
No birthday cards
AGE HERE forever
Panda postcard from China!
Dramatic reading for gay guy (redundant statement)
Dramatic reading of Freedom 90 written by George Michael

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Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Hey, everyone! Start the car... back it up
Your hosts: David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
The Ladies and Gentlemen
(YOU people are mostly ladies)
Just people
Afford to be connected?
Clicked on the pod
Hot menz, i.e. Hottie Alert
Definition, retractions, head bobs
You know how long a video takes to render?
Love you long time, but not THAT long
Choir boy tenors
Bring gifts to where we are accepted and loved
H.D.'s
Rubbernecking
Giggling and cackling
Wearing the helmet and being protected
Nip/Tuck on DVD, highly recommended by David
(Nice jeans)
Plastic surgery - but no surgery watching
Rhinoplasty: hammer, chisel
Nailing the nose
No spaghetti, red sauce
iPhone rang, er, buzzed
Dylan Walsh
Julian McMahon
Dangerously hot, uncomfortably handsome
Better when he's bad
Is there such a thing as oversexed?
Understanding the power of beauty
Most beautiful blue eyes
Quivering, breaking water
Chicago water is FANTASTIC - no bottled water!
Giant Brita filter to make it tasty / delish
Matrix I: Heart of Chicago hotel sign
Laughing in the face of disappointment
Petered out on Peterson Avenue
Shout out: Pinoy Boy! from Oh My Pod! Podcast
Proof of listening
Fortress of Target on Peterson
Ridin' by Chamillionaire
Male models photographed
Lovely men, lovely men
Talking to the ugly and homely, nothing against them
Homeless man story
I could use some change myself
NO, NO, NO Amy Winehouse on him
Old lady cart to carry soymilk
I have an apple or banana, would you like one?
Not hungry enough
"No free Subway sandwich for me"
Beggars can't be choosers
Wednesday night meal
Volunteering might benefit another human being
Take it, eat it!
Open up your mouth and feed it

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[Election Day is coming up!]

Hit the record button!
Button is punched: Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian
Can you still afford your internets?
Blood sugar running dangerously low!
Ain't got no stories
Game night!
No hunt after all
David wasn't up for getting tagged
Playing games and husband hunting
Don't hate the player
Shout outs: Bruce, Tony, Sharon, Keith, MJ!
Gay version of Catchphrase
First hottie alert
iTunes merger update
Compilations folder
Important time in an audiophile's life
Support Desk - my computer is GAY, flaming out on me
Ahead lies daunting ripping
Backup your library, ladies
Over Tina Arena? Not really
Step by Step with Whitney Houston and Annie Lennox
Raul's wearing out new music - but associating it with life memories
David's integrating music with everyday activities
iPod Nano - shake, shake, shake - shake your Nano!
Genius Playlist really works! Let it analyze your library
Let it do its thang
Disturbed by the playlist - deploy authorities now!
Cher and Howie Day
Wouldn't you want Amazon to suggest books you might like?
Giving out phone numbers
Call Raul for a good time
You've got the future in your hands
Where are the hotties, we're hungry, testy, cranky
Chicago Fire Department siren
Will and Grace: Season 8 - final season!
Eric McCormick bulked up
Shaving around nipples
David listening to Auntie Vera Charles a LOT
Shout out: Elizabeth!

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Wicked moment!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
Introductions: David is Gay Caucasian and
Raul is Gaysian
Wicked fans! (wicked whores)
Making sacrifices and sending more money to the Obama Campaign
(or go to Wicked again)
Fourth time has got to be fattening
Raul is crossing it off Gay To Do list (twice!)
Shout out: Rob!
Critiquing in jeans: turn around, head pop, hand on hip
Three total?
You gotta believe that...
Historic weather in Chicago
Putting on waders and rubbers
Want to come over and watch TV?
Run and hit the puddles
Ripping tons of music in iTunes from CDs
iTunes THE
Working backwards from Z to A
Finished O-Z
OZ! Okay
P for podcast archives
Auntie Vera Charles from Vera Speaks
Madge Weinstein from Yeast Radio
Wanda Wisdom from Wanda Wisdom dot com
More issues than the National Geographic
No expectations from Madge
THANK YOU: to Greg!
Red tennis gear
Wilson
Girl is done on the boat, finito
Missing the choir
Martini Park in Chicago
HUGE mug
There's one thing I hate: a little mug
Mimosa knocked Raul out flat on his beep for three hours
Pumping Company
Shout out: Jeremy, tall drink of water!
Sports: it's all about what to do with the ball
Uncommon Ground
Large selection of umbrellas
Sodomites: did not provide hospitality
Lot said, what about my virgin daughters?
Like a waterfall, man
Tea Master!
Whole bag of Wu-long cha (oolong tea)
Brewing it for the boss
Not my cup of tea?
Proper brewing technique:
Hot the pot; add teaspoon of tea leaves; seep shortly
Teabaggin'
Talkin' about the business
(Hi Keith!)
Warning: Put a cork in that whine!
DVDs of Olympic Men's Diving: Speedos
Alexandre Despatie
Commentators repeat (over and over)
Female diving
When girls become invisible
David has no sisters, only a sista'
Raul's brother is a brother
It's all about popular

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Go ahead, bang on it!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit podcast!
David is Gay Caucasian
Raul is Gaysian
"I am brown rice, regular kind"
Sickie
Thrown down, slammed to the curb
Computer in the box, David cries in pillow
Downgraded to URI
Living it up too hard
Sexy?
What did the ugly gay guy do?
Working it every minute
Big and hard (drive)
In a world where size matters..
Ripping CDs every minute
Inserting and pushing right buttons
Earned some comp time
"Reflection" by Christina Aguilera
iTunes in your head
Calling Madame Fong
Ask Peter?
Peter Answers
Bar-B-Q brats
No sugar added sorbet (hypoglycemic)!
Pepperich Farms Pirouettes
Limit yourself to one and get back to the gym
Hold it like a cigarette
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Michael from Whatsaboytodo.net!
Michael's always looking good
Gay Jock Jimmy!
Straight Jock Jeffrey!
New face of Progressive Democrats
"Looking for the Hotties"
Issuing Hottie Alerts left and right
Shout out: Monica!
Hey Mon
Shout out: Brian!
Texan or Lives in Texas
Six-shooter strap-on
Ten gallon hat
Gay saloon in Austin: Haay!
Red Bull Flugtag
People watching at the lakefront
In the gym more as it gets colder
In Raul's elevator
International signal for a hottie
Laughter is the best medicine
Shout out: Judi!
Hi, Rob - thanks for the e-mail!
He's walking funnier
Shout out: Keith and Tony!
Book signing for Drew Ferguson
"The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second"
Speed reader: Reading at least a book a month!
Tony is GRREAT
Taste of Heaven
@tmosphere
Surfing the Net at Heaven to Big Muscle
The ironing of it all
Crabby waitress
"Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!"
Key West vs. Fort Lauderdale?
Sloppy Joe
David and MJ's early birthday present!
Fourth and second time to WICKED!
Popular Wicked Whores
A Pretty Gaysian Friend: Ian!
Stirfried Gaysian: Healthy, delicious and easy to prepare

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WELCOME to Loopy Fruit podcast! 

David and Raul are your hosts! 

David is Gay Caucasian and 

Raul is Gaysian in

Chicago 

Geek corner 

Staycation 

Urban Adventures 

It's a Gay Bash 

Old Town 

Flexible hours 

Computer shopping 

It's full - downloading and archiving 

Free press: Dell.com http://dell.com 

Widescreen snobs 

Talk to the hand, tube 

Instant Message a salesperson 

Don't blame the computer! 

Quad core processor?! 

It's not a Mac? Not talking to you! 

Open Office 

Can't judge a man by his TV 

No CBS? FINE. David gives up 

No

Chicago Channel 2? 12 after February 2009 

WTTW 11-3 Create! 

Cooking, gardening, (gay) shows 

Jimmy Buffet 

"Why Don't We Get Drunk" 

Weinie update 

Shout outs: Ryan and Paul! 

Raul shy around strippers 

Skinny and hairy 

Talking, funneling, spilling 

Show me yours 

Ring of fire pit 

Not naturally smooth 

Arm chair stripper critic 

Better underwear 

Lactose-free whipcream 

Actual sausages 

Molested 

Mother hen tries to protect friends 

Madge Weinstein  

Yeast Radio http://yeastradio.com 

We're out there doing stuff 

E-mailing Madge http://yeastradio.com 

Hell in a Handbag Productions Benefit "Viva la Diva" 

David Cerda 

Our podmother: 

Madge Weinstein traits http://yeastradio.com 

Raul's high rise 

Hating people 

We like to think we're lovable 

Shout outs: Tony and Bruce! 

Uncommon Ground 

Raspberry Sorbet with no sugar added 

Food coma 

Uncle Fun on Belmont 

Skull and Cross bone shoelaces 

How big is yours? (Memory key) 

Migrating erotica 

Donate VHS to Gerber-Hart Library 

Democratic National Convention in High-Def 

Political rant 

Agreeing to disagree with Gay Republicans 

Go Go Obama! 

Do you support McCain? 

 

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You have reached Loopy Fruit Dot Com 
Hello, Loopies! 
Introducing your Gay hosts, David, Gay Caucasian 
and Raul, Gaysian in Chicago 
Come on a car ride with us! 
MJ, David's partner, driving 
Firestation 
New TV plugged in 
On the way to a party... 
Singles 
Podcast Ambush coming up! 
Shout outs: Ryan and Paul! 
Fourth Annual Weinie Roast 
Good clean fun, Madrigal's style 
"There ain't nothing dirty going on!" 
Sausages on the grill 
Blood Pressure 
Chub rub 
Wii Fit called some of our friends OBESE 
Free Press: Nintendo 
Mario and Luigi 
Red and Green--Gay as Christmas 
Clay Aiken and Ricky Martin are papas 
Children through surrogates 
A-Gays can go to the White Party AND get a babysitter 
Shout outs: Thom and Rhonda! 
Musical Clips after Din Din 
"Send in the Clowns" 
Sunday in the Park with George 
Get it Straight (your teeth) 
Gossip Girl, a nasty piece of work 
Dollars ready for male dancers 
OLYMPICS 
Synchronized Swimming and Rhythmic Dancing 
Batons 
Hot alert! (Little bit of a muffin top) 
Google Maps: Belmont and Greenview 
"Nine Dead Gay Guys" film 
Movie about stereotypes 
Readying the microphones for the Podcast Ambush 
Welcome to the show, Greg and Aaron! 
Vienna t-shirt! 
Gay Pride in
Vienna 
Gay flags on trains 
Prague and Salzburg 
Sound of Music action 
Car full of Gays, getting hot in here 
Cubs Game today? 40-Love 
Moving across the universe 
Google Maps: Roscoe and Ashland 
Street view from the Google Van 
Apple and Google 
Ryan and Paul's basement is a party-pad 
Sheets hanging in windows 
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves Cher Moment 
The Alps 
Euro Gays: Little more punk, bearish and less product 
Tired of the Chinese? 
Buck tooth 
Waveland Bowl (where David met Wanda Wisdom in person!) 
Packing delicates: proper labels 
Heavy Boa Box 
Brown Elephant won't take intimates 
Goodwill for the Gays (LGBTQITX Community) 
Getting rid of some VHS tapes: Scream I, Austin Powers, Butt Draft 
Aaron's grandma and Kama Sutra gift 
"Maybe this will light a fire under your bum" 
Dog-eared pages 
We're ALL voting for Obama and Biden 
U.S. and Poland set missile deal 
Let it be... Imagine there are no countries... 
Little Caesars Pizza http://www.littlecaesars.com/ 
DVD WARNING 
"Little Bitty Pissant Country Place"
Dolly Parton's Backwood's Barbie 
I'm begging of you please don't take my man, Jolene 
Savage Garden http://www.savagegarden.com/ 
Are we there yet? 
Anime contact lenses 
Which Homo High did you go to? 

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Do you believe in life after love?
Welcome to Loopy Fruit! Welcome...
This is Loopy Fruit dot com!
David and Raul are your hosts in Chicago
[Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, respectfully]
Happy Baby yoga pose
Philippine buffet coma
Michael Phelps diet minus the workout
6'4" tall, 6'7" wingspan, 6'8"-sized torso
Speedo unitard, issues packing
2008 Beijing Olympics!
Swimming, diving, men gymnastics extra fun
The wrong DVD?
A *REAL* swimmer's build
Eight gold medals
Swim cap to pin the ears back
Mickey Mouse ears
Ryan Lochte
Branden Hensen
Aaron Piersol
Would the camera pan down a little bit?
Annoying in two words: Bob Costas
Omega is keeping track
Put your pen down
Pocket in an irritating way
Girl knows how to score it
Zhing or Jing?
One more reason they're judgin'
Chinese intern
Ding Dong Oolong
Lipton?
I'll take you to Hot Spot
Hot Pot cauldron
Mandarin Kitchen
Ten Rens tea
(Cher in the background)
No, twig! Earthy flavor
Spotted at Qdoba - registered card
Loving our Mexican and our Asian
Going rice
Loving China
Blocked e-mail
MJ's folks visit!
Megabus believers
Record a show on the Megabus!
Meeting up at Market Days
Blue Satin Sphincter bag that says Gay dot com
Naming drugs
Early Christmas gift from Nana and Papa
Size mattering (for a TV)
Two things Leslie Jordan hates...
Shout out: Pinoyboy!
Oh my Pod! podcast
Pinoy explanation
Lime green glow globe Soji Solar Lantern
Things made in China
The Dark Knight in China
Batman scene
No right to say "cheap" Chinese goods
Gays and their haircuts
Honesty-duty between friends
Shout out: Rob! Loving him over and over again
David swoons and descends on the fainting couch
Not gayer than San Francisco
Chicago Air and Water Show
Nerve-wracking jet planes
One blue gorilla in Hawaiian shorts
Summer hours
The kind of friends to be happy for you
Lots of love, two fisted style, and love you mean it

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
David and Raul are your hosts
[Gay Caucasian and Gaysian Giggles podcast]
from Chicago, Illinois, United States of America
Not acting
Beautiful Body of Water
Michigama Mama
SPF 85, no kidding
Colors of summer
Little tease
Beach listening:
Eat This Hot Show
Lucky Bitch Radio
Big Gay News
New Buffalo, Michigan
Loadin' up iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle, mp3 player
Raul's hurt foot
Nine mile lakeshore run
(Hear the bass?)
Man up!
Cut off from the rest of the world
Lead foot
Deported for speeding
"Stuck on You"
Sing-song phrase game
Directions did not compute
Driven around, motivated!
Hello, Gaysian!
Boss, I gotta go
New fire station at Elmdale-Peterson / Clark
Checking out the firemen
Hotties jogging down Damen
Whiplash
Rule when engaging a hottie
People are getting stupider
Mother carrying baby running across the street
"The Dumbest Generation"
George Lopez
Losing the evolutionary mechanism for animals eating stupid people
What's the name of that movie?
"Before Sunday: The Life Stories of the Bloody Sunday Victims"
Jennifer Faus book
One cheese curd every hour
Hottie alert - limit to verbage
Eye contact and the men
The ladies of Eat This Hot Show:
Madge Weinstein
Wanda Wisdom
Auntie Vera Charles
Where'd the glance go
Fraiser Crane, "I'm listening"
Non-white British
"Metrosexuality" movie
Tricks for falling asleep
Reverse psychology on Id
Kathy Griffin ordained
"Hellooo, CLERGY"
Rosie O'Donnell's house
Stephen McCauley
"Anything Goes" by John Barrowman
John's a Whovian second
(p.s. check out the outtakes at the end)

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You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com!
These are David and Raul, your hosts
Mama Mia!
Shout out: Reggie!
First hottie alert, then second
Shout outs: Andy and Bret!
Baby Gurl!
Nilaga
She can cook
HB Ian!
Going to DC
Give it up: My Citizenship
Loved Meryl Streep
Pierce Brosnan still has it
Squeeze the knees
Bijou
The Dark Knight
Rats to kill and bibles to dust
"The set has fallen out of my ring"
Venetian Night
Christian Bale
PHENOMENAL
Bat Voice
Directions to Chinatown
Two ladies visiting Chinatown
Loved the movie in everyway
Fight the evil power!
Collective Gasps
Applause at movies, a few queens clapping
"I-had-a-great-time-how-about-you?" clapping
Zach Mogley
Polyamorous
Sharing Rusty Joiner
Naughty bits
U turn / parking pause
Take off my heels, Manolos
Backing up the car
Gaysian parking
Sophia's quest to find her daddy
Breaking out into song on Greek island
Loving Colin Firth Long Time
Head banger heart throb
Moment of silence for Heath Ledger
Aaron Eckert
Shout out: Rob!
Our constant companion
Listen long time? Let us know, tell a friend
Hungry for Dim Sum, and dim some more
Classic Diva insert

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Hello, everyone!
This is David and Raul, hosts
This is Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast audio recording
MP3 file extravaganza!
Have you ever been on a bike ride with David?
Pedal buddy
1985 Blue Neu City Schwinn Bike
Gaggin' for a bike ride
Helmet to protect the noggin'
Hit the trail for practice: Long a-- trail!
(and it is filled, infested with idiots)
Too dumbfounded to ring the bell
"Maybe we should move?"
Gypsies with caravans
Strollers
Avoiding hitting the simple minded
Weekend rider!
Keeps going straight, gayly forward
Big bone to pick - the Queen forgets
Keith's book pick!
Jennifer Faus, author of "Before Sunday:The Life Stories of the Bloody Sunday Victims"
"My Trip Down the Pink Carpet" by Leslie Jordan
Beverly Leslie from Will and Grace
Dolly Parton's height
Shout outs: Keith and Jimmy!
Checking e-mail all the time
CTA Bus Tracker
Sauntering to the bus stop, doing makeup
Multitasking
Shout out: Greg B!
Hottie Alert Rule
When a Queen Decrees...
Hot straight married man with kids
Beepin'
CJ Scott Photography
Raul's iPhone plunge!
What kind of American are you?
Required to buy
LINE out the door at the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue
White or Black? 16 or 8 megabytes?(Skin skin skin)
Motorola Razr flip phone
Flip-Am
GETTIN' IT!
Canceling T-Mobile
David's iPod experiment during Stay-cation
Raul's Hot Traxxx
First Contact Honor
Oops, M word
Not mesmorizing phone numbers anymore
Not calling Big Sista'
This is WHY we're in recession
Patio chat
Gay colors: Lavender and Neon Lime
Shopping in the children's section: No
Not Childish, Childlike
iPhone features
Sprint Instinct
Put a letter "I" in front of it to make it cool!
Can I hold it? OMG
Picture of a man using the pinch
Smart Playlist - Any over 5
Listening to just one song while running
Christmas countdown
iPod Train

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We're live! (sorta)
Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
It's David and Raul, your hosts
And very special guests!
Tony, Gay-sican and
Keith!
Gaggin' for it
Widdle bit Windy and the Flying Nun
Aunt Clara from the fireplace
Aunt Flo from Red Bank, New Jersey
Angelina's babies
Fortress and Knox
Katie's baby
There is no hotline
Waiting for the hair and make-up
Revenge is sweeter than Christmas
Face fit for radio
Hair documentation
Raul's biggest extravagance?
To go back to the Old Country
Sleeping in the seat, travel size
David's extravagance?
Was he naked
NEW books, suckers for Borders
Rojelio's weather and Mexico
Juan Carlos books the trips
Dolphin Mama
Elegant and powerful: Drag Queens
Avoiding tuna
Cats are worshipped and adored
Mario Lopez' soap
Come back as a cockroach
A big liar?
Male lion and his PRIDE
Truth is kneaded like dough
V.G.L.
N.S.A.
..Thank you, man
Do you like to party
Shout out: Megan!
Sister Margarita and the Holy Salt
Boystown-lite
Really really hard
She took Raul's clapper! (shove)
The float continued, he had to get off
Why is your nose growing?
Pride II is Market Days
Leather kilts
Marilyn Monroe style blow-up
Red Rover, send Kilt Boy on over
Does your mother know you are gay?
A coming out story "Three dollar bill"
And another! "Making out like bandits"
"Is this what you like?"
Tell us about the ex-Marine's buddies
Wild child sister used up the drama
Girls behaving badly
Gay youth are not problems
Hung up on gay marriage
Marriage-light or REAL
Whatever you call it, not asking for MORE than everyone else
Priced out
What talent would you like?
Keith lack of decor flare and fashion--but, believe us, he's GAY
Hancock Fabrics - sewing up a batch of curtains
Tony would like to think faster to shut Keith up!
Perseverance
Harry Potter fever - Dumbledore
Gay Wizard's Erotica
Slash stories
Challenge to Loopy Fruit listeners!
Keith's future book report
Words or phrases most overused
(Outtakes)

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We're started!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
What? I didn't hear you
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian host in Chicago
Chicago Transit Authority Red Line train
Looking out the windows, look inside apartments
Wigs and Hair Emporium on Broadway
Ambient sounds
Larry station
Uptown neighborhood
Wimbledon 2008
A Michael from Whatsaboytodo.net thing
Somewhere to go?
Bus vs. train
Google Maps: Irving Park / Sheridan
Aly and AJ at Taste of Chicago
Greedy Little Gaysian
Taking the train underground - going down
Red Line goes subway closer to downtown
Elton John's "Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters"
Addison stop - Wrigley Field in sight!
Not used to rice
Living the good life - all about attitude
"Happy with what and who you do"
That's the bottom line - who do you love?
Belmont, one of the gayest stops on the Red Line
In the Gay-eighborhood
Catty Chatty
Chatty Cathy
Federer could lose it, Nadal win it!
The perfect cure for rain delays
WALL-E
Social commentary on modern life
Huh? Huh? What'd you say, old man
Earth overrun with W merchandise
Huge humans flopping over like...
Irony of Pixar
Going home and turning on box, then the tv
Butching it up at hardware store
Copper wire and alligator clips on antennae
Telescopic
North and Clybourn station
Usually listening to noise canceling headphones
Won't be late, we're not busy, here for the ladies
E-mailing technician from CBS
Low frequency VHF signal
WTF? No antennae on rooftop
Proper Mechanical and Electrical Connection
Master Electrician
(Noisy spots underground on the train)
Another Diva having problems (Diva Dimmer)
It's just like one to go off!
Hottie Alert - nope, take it back
Monets - look good from far away
Amy Winehouse sang at Nelson Mandela's 90th b-day
Movies in the Park: Hairspray!
Tour of the Pink Palace
Edgewater Beach Hotel building
Bubble tea in Chinatown
Objectionable content on Loopyfruit.com
Lake station
Sitting next to a hottie on train
Destination in mind
About nothing
iPhone 3G
Murdering a mobile phone?
Saving your SIM card

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You're on Loopy Fruit!
WELCOME!
Your hosts:
David, Gay Caucasian
Raul, Gaysian
Summer fun
Right up here is where we store the juice
Shout out: Greg B!
Shout out: Tyffanie!
Spam update
Megabus to Cincy
Mother S, not Smurf
Congrats, MJ's sister
Mistress, not Masters
Blowing kisses to hotties
Shout out: Cam and CJ!
Victorians, Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Wicked chorus
Tilting heads to the Queen, trained at birth
Canadian accents, eh
MJ and David tour of Chicago usually included exotic dancers
Celebrating the male form
Raul featured on a parade float
Pride in Chicago!
Moist before the rain started
Beads and clappers
What to do with stuff from Pride Parade?
Street crowding
Breaking a leg for Pride
Rain dance summoned rain gods
Give us the plastic stuff!
(We're not gonna tell you everything, stalkers)
Rubber nose kink
Shout out: Ryan!
Girl had to go
Caution: Asian parking
Martha Wash @ Pride Fest
Chicago Gay Men's Chorus
Vacation all week, busy boys
Renting bikes at North Avenue Beach
Bike and Roll Chicago
David's first time on the trail
Do people WANT to get hit by bikes?
Newsflash: Other People Exist
Chicagoans must be so engrossed in their deep thoughts...
Taking turns riding first
Biking accident
Bikers riding between the fallen
"Get outta the way!"
Sprinkling green tea on them
S-L-O-W signs
Stopped by a bike cop
Before Raul was a citizen
Yield means Stop!?
The true crime
Free helmets, reusable
Heads go splat on the pavement
Condom tips
Having a Blast on the boat!
Greg and Scott, Ryan and Paul on the boat!
Six gay men and Southern Joe
Queen's Barge
Helloooo, we're six ladies sailing!
Singing "Night and Day"
John Barrowman
Torchwood
Small Loopy Fruit budget
Loopy Fruit Pride Float ideas
Hottie alert, hottie alert, hottie alert... distractions
Pointing and laughing
Same sex kisses on Torchwood
Noshing for days
The British are Randy

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WELCOME to Loopy Fruit podcast!
Hola, Chulos!
This is David, Gay Caucasian
This is Raul, Gaysian
Mother says, "What's Loopy Fruit?"
Gay sons make the best daughters
Gurls!
Tennis with Randy
Shopping with Larry, all sort of gay things
Neiman Marcus
Burberry - gays were out in full force
Dab and sniff
Jo Malone
Shout out: Scott! Thanks for the samples
Green City Market - best farmer's market EVER
Tank top
Run-in with HP, Raul, David
Beautiful green shirt
Outfit popped! Of course it did, we pop
Overloaded with records
Crystal Gayle
"Don't it make my brown eyes blue!"
You must believe in magic
Long wigs
Hundreds of pounds of vinyl to rip
Sara Bareilles' Little Voice
"Love Song"
Jimi Hendrix
Sharing the digital wealth
Story about Obsession
Digital converter for television!
Government cheese coupon! ($40 discount for a new digital converter)
Calm it, all right?
But which model?
Can we go to Target
Sold out, sold out, sold out!
How am I going to live without my digital box?!
Run screaming down the street
Geeks and Gays know how
No CBS?
Swingtown is Winnetka, Illinois
Digital tv is NOW, leave analog behind in the dust
There's nothing on!
(Maybe see Matt Lauer more clearly)
Sean William Scott (Stifler) is really cute
"Promotion"
John C. Reilly
The Filipino Baby
Better be cute
Non-alcoholic mojito
Manly bottle
Musical selection!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com!
David, Gay Caucasian
Raul, Gaysian
Our little radio progrum on the Internets
from Chicago!
Moist panties
Sex and the City opening was a gay holiday
Raul traveled to Gaysia
Surprise to the folks
Not getting the gay on (on the Big Island)
Google Maps: Damen-Irving Park-Lincoln
Car for the 'rents
Mama ridin' the stick
Hottie alert: iPod strapped to a massive bicep
Potatoes over rice?
Engine stalled 10 times
Backin' up...
David learned how to drive a tractor
Drivin in Chicago
Queen wave in passenger seat
Hottie alert? No
Southern Joe at Starbucks? No.
Reverend, would you like to dine on my yacht?
Sailing with the future pastor
Choir boys
Girl does his crunches
Midsommer's Fest
So many festivals, no worries
Lake Michigan beaching it on North
Eye candy? I'm not giving up carbs!
Re-learning directions jetlagged
What time is your body now?
13 hours ahead - passing International Dateline
Did you get one
Need to call Hergen
Madge Weinstein is AWESOME!
We love Madge Weinstein, Madge Weinstein,
Madge Weinstein
Hottie alert: Me love him long time
Rub the touchpad, rub the peach
The Something Store
A surprise something!
Brother is a Gemini
Parking Prayer
Hazel nut
Knock Knock?
Jeffrey needs to be photographed
Winning smile
HP at Homo Depot
Guitar lessons on Thursday
Cranky, rubbed a nipple for us
Shout out: The MoYos!
Dipping into a whole new realm of digital media
Ripping vinyl LPs!
Reckless Records
USB turntable - needle
Rediscovering Shirley Bassey
and Elkie Brooks
James Bond theme singer
Surely...
Future LFAN segment: old ripped music
We got some aspirin down at United Drug
Love you, mean it (and all that jazz)

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Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David, your Gay Caucasian and
Raul, your Gaysian host welcome you

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts in Chicago
Please welcome back Michael!
We're all Delilah
Clapping like a ...
Michael has a FANTASTIC blog... whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
Lipdubbing to Miley Cyrus
Teenager times three
Hannah Montana
That's So Raven
Lucy comedy
Mylie's photograph
Madonna
Who made us queens?
Waving to our people
High drag
Pomp and circumstance, but no 18 wheelers
That purse is on fire!
Real women not allowed in ministry
Lesbian in the office
Lipstick lesbian? You must be when ...
Do you call each other boy?
God would agree, She is pissed
Would the pope shop at Target?
Barack Obama is probably handy
Kitchen contraptions
Loopies have had Michael several times
Pink, glittery high heeled platform shoe!
Gay magnet
Naked man magnet
Rainbow Montreal is so queer
Pictures of other people's kids
Father George
Magnet wall in other room
Value All Families!
Placing the magnet
Trick to shopping at Red Dot Boutique
Beautiful people shopping at Target
Hot security
Shout out: David!
Taking back the curtains, pretend you're straight
Outed at Target
Made his --- look big
Look at that bacon!
Product placement
Iron Man
Indiana Jones!
John Williams' theme
Sex in the City movie
Big opening
Camping out the night before
David's movie theatre ranking
Landmark Century
River 21 East
Evanston
Bus my table?
Hot bus boys at
Free press: Caffe Baci!
Check YOU out
A rat hole closed down
Health Department SWOOPED in!
Estrogen going crazy
Dumpster Task force green sticker
Going online to City of Chicago department of health
Toasted buns
Michael's Myley Cyrus Lip dub!
Shout out: Andrea! A Ropey Old Bird!
Enchanted "True Love's Kiss"
Gay bashed on blog
At least give me a rating!
Homos are in now, but transgendered are the next big thing
The gays will become boring
A million gay podcasters
Feast of Fools
Wanda Wisdom
Married with equality
What's a second date?
How many first dates last night
They don't call back - what's a girl to do?
Binding feet
Check out "What's a boy to do dot blogspot dot com"!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Thank you for joining us
First introductions: David, your Gay Caucasian
Raul, your Gaysian
Keith
Tony
Hergen
Bruce
MJ
Hearts and Cashmere!
Loopy Fruit game night
Happy Mother's Day to all mums!
Mama with 17
Groucho Marx at least takes it out of his mouth sometimes
Where are your mums now
Imelda Marcos
Enough about Yo Mama
Cloverfield on DVD
Armado's itty bitty t.v.
When the monster is only 6 inches tall
Big Monster
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Months seeing billboards
Full frontal male nudity
Same guy in Freaks and Geeks, How I Met Your Mother
Dad is big, straight ex-Marine
A whole other orchard
Military buddies came over
Sue Sponce
Gay brother's partner meeting the parents
Transylvanian accent
Coming out at the Military Ball
Two times Keith's father cried
Shout outs: Collen, Kerry, Kathy, Kevin, Kent, Kyle, Casper, Kelly, and Kingsley!
Tony is kitty-sitter for Alley
Bon Voyage, Bruce!
Special needs cat
Where does the medicine go
Milking the cat in Meet the Parents
What is this wet nose doing
Stripped search at airport
Weird moments with pets
Eating dogs?
Viggo Mortensen
Eastern Promises
No television
Desert Sunrise
Midwestern Nice
Double fister
Tennis talk
"I have nothing to say to you, Keith"
Sue Sponce
Misspelling in passport
Yay, local sports team
Jock-speak, Jock dialect
Our torch is lit
Olympic torch to the top of Mt. Everest
Keith always wanted to be Trixie in Speedracer
Younger gay brother, writer in Harlem
Sue Sponce
Walking across Brooklyn Bridge in the dark
Ending up at Short Bus
Flexibility
Lars and the Real Girl
Real doll
Podcasting cherry
Big Muscle name?
Trembling Thighs
Sue Sponce
Hulk Hogan's son
Keith reads, but put Netflix on hold
Ellery Queen murder mystery
Alt
Germans do not make good cheese but great:
SAUSAGES
Dead air on Loopy Fruit
Milli Vanilli, first concert
First sexual experiences
"Yes, I admit, I was a prison b*tch"
Tears for Fears first sexual encounter
Don't hate the player
Earning the express ticket to hell
Wonder Woman twirl and bracelets
Seeing guys from Big Muscle dot com at the office
People pleaser
Get a piece of this rock

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WELCOME!Au RevoirYou have reached the audio podcast of Loopy Fruit dot com!David, your Gay Caucasian andRaul, your Asian hosts!One of two special guests: Greg! (He's a Mac)International Mister Leather - gadgets galoreBoys and their toysX-Box, Hot BoxTennis star Dmitry's facial hairSexy Yeti!Roger Roger Roger (Federer)Chasing balls at SidetrackPerson's with V'sRussian having a lot of itTaking Scott out for a walkDinner group with IndianShout outs: Paul and Ryan!Free press: Viceroy of IndiaEating grass / bird seedPanRose leaves, coconut, fennelSmells like insect repellentFree press: Granville AnvilRaul's New Year's Anvil storySmiling across the barSure, my friend right here is single!Rice teaseWe don't have to go home... lovely offerSmile for a weekMJ's magnetic personalityCute Deaf gay boyG-string photo on his mobile phoneGay sign languageDon't scratch the paintStarbooty by RuPaulMy dad might be listening to this...Boondock has Tagalog origin �Bundok�BastardizedThe sun once never set on the British EmpireLike Eddie Izzard and a little history lessonThe Onion newspaper dramatic readingGet the F outta the road safety program!MJ saw a person get hit!Texting while drivingHalf of the managers admitted to using Blackberry while drivingHot cheese is the answer to everythingHugh Jackman and his huge ackmanSummer movie rundownHarrison Ford is still plenty hunkyShia LaBeoufAngelie Jolie kicking A this summerLuck and Cherry debacleThe Dark Knight whip soundBrideshead RevisitedAnother Gay Sequel: Gays Gone WildPrince CaspianMr. Tumnus' nipples could cut glassDavid is a sci-fi geekLeaving Sidetrack and showtunes for Battlestar GalacticaThat couldn't happen...Needs a man in their lifeSpeaking of Desperate Housewives!Jumping the sharkWhat Would Bree Do? (WWBD)Super MannyCome're PC!Welcoming our second special guest: Scott! (He's a PC)"Ride of our Lives" tv showThe Moose (Greg's mom)No bridges in Madison CountySlow down, turbo--go, go, speed racerOnly allowed four bagsPrepared to stimulateDetermining who is the PC and who is the MacRaul has converted to AppleLiving in a hot spot, near a hospitalTexting from the ambulanceMadonna's "Hard Candy"Four minutes to save the worldTimbalandLove my Apple long timeKickin' it with dark grayDifferent keysWhen you turn it on, boot itTech talk on Loopy FruitGreg can't see David as a Sci-Fi geekStar Trek at Ren Faire?Time travel elementWingin' itGetting out on the courtDouble fisting the racketWhat is Greg running from (or to)?Rabid raccoonFelt like the hunchbackRunning on the treadmillChoosing shoes by colorGay up the sportsFitted at Fleet FeetNew way to lace my shoes? Lacing 2.0?It always ends with a bowBelling the gays

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