Welcome!
Loopy Fruit secret weapon
Latin vacation
David became a person he likes to hate
Meeting Cowboy Weber
Practicing everyday
Guitar maintenence with Martin Luthier King Jr.
Free press: Schroeder Guitar Repair
Unplugged Les Paul
Congrats Jennifer Hudson!
Raul's Gay To-Do list
Still gay - no question
Shout outs: Michael and Joel
Alice, Tony, Gelo and Andrei
Taller than Aussies
(Freudian slip)
Ted and cow tipping
Rural legend
Tipping the Swiss
Munich Gay Tennis Tournament
Sheet Sisters
Everyone has a twin
Mother S' technical advisor/help desk
Golf clubs on eBay
No energy for dating
Fantastic Four
Thing and Hulk have pants - why?
Questions for the Torch
Which movie/comic came first: Incredibles or Fantastic Four?
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Shalom, Miss Anne!
Another Loopy Fruit house call
Friends with rock stars, feelin' the love!
Canceling cable
Ruining pillows with tears and bites
"The Devil Wears Prada"
Mean people are misunderstood
Basket of pansies and packages
Plastic pears - a gay man can't be changed
Ex-gays do not exist
Don't bite me, I'm not real
Gurlie = Fairy Princess
"For All Genders - Heteros Acquainted w/Gays"
"Will and Grace" highlighted Gurlie culture
Gay guys are usually hot
A-Gays, B-Gays ranking
Fag Stags
Hot straight men
Shout out to Polish Oola!
Raul is BI-lingual
Tagalog girl scout cookie language
American Sign Language
Dingos and vegemite in Australia
Where are all the hot straight SINGLE men?
Gurlie girls are monogamous
Daisies are the Top Gay from a gurlie's point of view
Anne's man would be smart
Raven on the train
Dumb is ugly
A mind is a terrible thing
Guys are visual in terms of hotness
Edward Norton
"The Illusionist"
Raul likes Eric McCormick
Wanda Wisdom is sexy
Sexy and funny is like Chinese food and cheese, they don't mingle
Italy is Das Boot is My Left Foot
Not every gay guy wants a gurlie, i.e. Grace
Hierarchy of the Gurlie: Mama then Gurlie then everyone else
Gurlies can throw a bone
Line from "Emma"... Daisies are drab little flowers
Gay people are called family (Sister Sledge)
Green and Yellow
Boat = Daisy, term of endearment
Loopy Fruit moment
"Drawn Together" on Comedy Central

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Out boys read "Out" magazine
Speedo article?
Daniel Craig adjusts himself
David Beckham
007 fans
JP Calderon, another gay Survivor
"Instinct" magazine cover
Little People or Filipino?
Brutal cold
Old woman scarf
Quentin Crisp's fedora
"Orlando"
"Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
"The Naked Civil Servant"
Truman Capote evening
Shout out: Therese
Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
Low humidity is bad for guitars
Humitron for sound hole
Raul's mom is cold at 64 degrees F!
Borrow a guitar from Cowboy Weber
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
David can't live without music
Tarot cards and divination
Your gay card never lies
David is ambiverted, Raul is intro
The Hermit
Returning stuff
"Confederacy of Dunces"
Raul was pegged introverted
Meyers-Briggs
Madame Fong is truly psychic to the queens
Southern Joe doesn't know Raul anymore
Pastor Pillow
"The Queen"
Noel thought Prince Charles' ears were too small
Beyonce's "B'Day" - alligators?
Raul hates snakes, has bizarre dreams
Boiling apples
Interpret Raul's dreams

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Music by PG; Lyrics by PG and Loopy Fruit

Girl, forget the pearls, no time to curl
Meet me at in zero flat, the Queen's Basket Laundromat
Way too long since break o' dawn, flippin' heart be singing that song,
Gonna freshen up my Valentine Thong!
 
Rub that fruity liscious booty, make it soft and smooth
Slippin' on my trippy thong, gonna fit the groove
On caffeine I'm a dancin' queen, wigglin' when I shake it
Straight or gay, hot people say, "Is that dude butt naked?"

CHORUS
(Gonna Be)
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Gonna be dancin'!

Favorite thong is neon green, but that's the one for Halloween
And silver slick for ole saint Nick to spangle up my party...trick
When it comes to lovin' buns, we all start with cupid's dart
To sink in pink, the flav-o-choice for a gay man's heart.

Got a pocket of love in my Valentine thong
Got a rocket of love for a hot trick tonight
Oh heaven above I'm a dancin' in the suds
'Cause my stringy little thing holds a ton of delight!

'Nother freak show here at the 'mat
Check it: psychodelic drag queen cat
Stinky Jack looking in all the slots
Crazy Mary doin' her Turkey shots.

REPEAT CHORUS

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