Music by PG; Lyrics by PG and Loopy Fruit

Girl, forget the pearls, no time to curl
Meet me at in zero flat, the Queen's Basket Laundromat
Way too long since break o' dawn, flippin' heart be singing that song,
Gonna freshen up my Valentine Thong!
 
Rub that fruity liscious booty, make it soft and smooth
Slippin' on my trippy thong, gonna fit the groove
On caffeine I'm a dancin' queen, wigglin' when I shake it
Straight or gay, hot people say, "Is that dude butt naked?"

CHORUS
(Gonna Be)
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Gonna be dancin'!

Favorite thong is neon green, but that's the one for Halloween
And silver slick for ole saint Nick to spangle up my party...trick
When it comes to lovin' buns, we all start with cupid's dart
To sink in pink, the flav-o-choice for a gay man's heart.

Got a pocket of love in my Valentine thong
Got a rocket of love for a hot trick tonight
Oh heaven above I'm a dancin' in the suds
'Cause my stringy little thing holds a ton of delight!

'Nother freak show here at the 'mat
Check it: psychodelic drag queen cat
Stinky Jack looking in all the slots
Crazy Mary doin' her Turkey shots.

REPEAT CHORUS

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