Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian
A very special Christmas episode of Loopy Fruit
Twitching face so it doesn't freeze
Wind was blowing!
Cancun, Mexico!
Tacos for Christmas
Fireplace and Holiday Tree
Disco balls and sailboats
Scorpion on the Christmas tree signifying...
Keep an eye out for the stinger
Holiday Free Money from British Petroleum (BP) Boutique
Gas Station Hut
Watermelon flavor?
Christmas Giveaways
One in every ten Elves is...
Book by Ina Garten!
Barefoot Contessa!
Raul's Santa Rounds
Put it over your stocking cap
Christmas Gift Exchange
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Smaller than a shoe box and PINK
Spa Sister
Toe separators help you unclench
Penguin wrapping paper
Green red stop sign
Box from CB2!
Camin and Wilma Orange
Shopping before the economy collapse
Merry Christmas to all!
Ten Lords a-Leapin'
Nine Ladies Dancing
A Christmas Carol at the Goodman Theatre!
God Bless Us, Everyone
Eve-Eve
Cleveland Rocks
Happy Winter Solstice
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
Group Hug!

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
(LFAN!)
Your hosts, David and Raul!
"Gay Cauasian and Gaysian, respectively"
We all that
How are the ladies?
Voicemail from Andy!
Call us (like Andy did) at 206.984.3766
Roger Whitaker's Cheesy Holly
How did we live without Google?
Very few memorized numbers
Aunt Grandma
You are my dad's mama, not sista'!
Quarter of her age - Raul's quick math
So many party invites - overbooked
Shout out: Bruce and Tony's Holiday Party!
Florida emissaries
David's extra vacation
Not-for-profit paradox
Circuit City liquidation
Competing with Electric Avenue and Funky Town
Raul wants to see David drive
Baconator says he can dance!
Get your stuff and GO
Jim Brickman's $4 CD
(He's a Pianist)
In the flesh, not the buff
Spools of media
DIY Contact paper for iPod
Scratches add character to iPod
Made to be touched
Te Deum by Benjamin Britten
Tour bus to Schaumburg or Lincolnwood
One Euro breast implant
Nip Tuck help
WARM UP
Deutsche Bank promotion
Euro conversion
Canadian Dollar
Two currencies / Two economies
Helping US economy by buying liquidated stuff
Re-Cabling with Ghetto Tivo
Battlestar Galactica on Sci Fi Channel HD
David's Theory on Cable so it won't take over your life
Top Chef on Bravo!
Dave Leiberman squeezing lemons in his hand
Citrus Reamer
Finding a show for Raul
Loving Heidi Klum
The Real Housewives of Atlanta...
Queens, The Bronx, Stanton Island
Anderson Cooper has no hold over David
SNL Blagojevich skit
Raul thinks David is a media w----
106 Gigabytes so far
How digital are the ladies?
Happy Holidays!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast (extraordinaire)!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian host welcome a special guest:
Keith!
Exploring something he wouldn't normally do
Read this book, Keith!
Before Sunday - The Life Stories of the Bloody Sunday Victims by Jennifer Faus 
Let's do some waffles sometime
Jennifer is smart and dedicated (and very purdie)
Stripper magnet!
Shout out: Elizabeth!
She can even conjugate
Shout out: Jim!
Owning a pizzeria, eating the mistakes
Call the Loopy Fruit listener line! 206.984.3766
Does Jim conjugate, too?
Shout out: Tony!
Tony is on an undercover Loopy Fruit investigation
Oui we played Wii (@ Tony's)!
Keith finally watched "The Devil Wears Prada"
Thanksgiving: Raul not overstuffed
Four queens in a car update
Hand spa treatments, facials, nose strips in the hotel!
Thankful to have each other
Vegetarian, not Flexitarian
On the way to become a sexy beeotch, playing tennis
Serving over handed
Badminton shuttlecock
Operating device in your toilet
OJ Simpson in the slammer
Boy George roughing it up, needs a safe word
"Do you really want to hurt me?"
Educational video on our website
Chenel is a perfect safe word
In the SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS...!
Loopy Fruit Christmas Giveaways! (Listen to learn more)
Vanity Fair magazine 
Kate Winslet
"My word is my bond"
1st Loopy Fruit giveaway -and-
2nd Loopy Fruit giveaway -and-
3rd Loopy Fruit giveaway!
Another favorite Chicago author:
Drew Ferguson "The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second" 
Answering every e-mail
Keith needs another new book to read - let us know
Three maraschino cherries
Loving the pictures of Vanity Fair, beautiful people and excellent writing
13 year old neice is head over heels for Twilight
Proust Questionnaire
What or who is the greatest love of David's life?
Which historical figure does Keith most identify with?
Einstein's Theory of Relativity
What does Raul most value in his friends?
What is it that Keith most dislikes?
Which words or phrases does David most overuse?
Why David and Raul say Love Ya', Mean It
(if you don't say mean it, you don't)
Which living person does Raul most despise?
Raul's not a hater
Don't hate... no time to hate
Greatest fears and greatest hopes
Raul's theme
Delay button
Oscar De La Hoya
Drag Queen wrestling raising money for charity
Happy Holidays!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

Get this show on the road!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast
This is David, your Gay Caucasian host and
Raul, your Gaysian host!
Always lovin', not always meanin' it
Driving to the north side of Chicago
Taking the LSD (Lakeshore Drive)
iPod Freak!
Susie Orman says...
David's holidays
Insisting on Refurbished iPod Nano BECAUSE
Tracking my iPod from China to Anchorage, Alaska
Reusing, Recycling, Reducing
Muscle men videos on iPod
Embarrassing story
The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second by Drew Ferguson
Schadenfreude from Avenue Q: The Musical
Keeping video from YouTube
Or audio
Keith popping the voicemail cherry!
(Call us at 206.984.3766)
James Bond movie
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna get in trouble
Prop 8 Protest in Evanston
Raul's Civic Duty in shopping
Paying down credit card debt
Cancun for Christmas with Bacon?
Christmas plans
Back up and pull up one
HP booking LFAN guests
Unplayed or lost episode of Loopy Fruit?
Afraid of the ladies
Doing Mexican
Not too early to listen to Christmas music
Josh Groban's Noel
Deut with Brian McNight
Saint Sebastian
Put it on (name of show)
Here's some C-music for you!

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3-2-1 Hey!
You have reached Loopy Fruit podcast
Welcome! David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, in order)
Thank you for coming, downloading, playing and listening to us!
*Not mutually exclusive*
Chicago - Paris on the Prairie
Raul recently returned from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Darker than olive (brown rice)
Call David "Uncle Ben"
Rice-a-roni
Raul and his friend Bacon's trip
Let's leave the country together
Meet at baggage!
You go, you HO
Taking a risk
Photographing well?
Rolling around on beach
Election results!
Supporting Obama
Prop H-8 (Hate) protest
There ain't no protest around here
Ready to queen out
Screw this, I'm going to Potbelly
(Free press: Potbelly cookies loved as much as Trader Joe's)
Michael's pictures from protest (Whatsaboytodo.net)
David's 1998 flashback to the African Arts Festival
David and MJ's Quaker certificate
Christmas Captain AGAIN?!
Festive decorations
Don't mind us, Angry Pilgrim
Four queens in a car
Deciding on music? Yes to Cher
Turning everything into a show tune
Early Carols
Guitar recital ideas
Huge plastic boxes of water for fish
No soap residue and get rid of chlorine
Lap it up like a dog
Small case with a zipper
Memory keys with monograms
David's middle initial
Zipping and unzipping

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David and Raul, Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, respectively, are your hosts
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Which are you?
Expecting the lilt - that sounds like a man
Scream like a b***h, looked like one, shrieked
David, angel, helping neighbor fix elevator
Call me angel in the morning, touch my cheek, Juice
Olivia Juice Newton John
Needed a reboot, much like Windows
Cover of Pink Magazine http://www.pinkmag.com
Milk: The Live and Times of Harvey Milk 
Cover of Out magazine re: Milk 
Broken Gay Cherry
Bad habit learned from Madge Weinstein
New Loopy Fruit listener line! Call 206.984.3766
Just say the digits
Didn't know the English
Push their elevator button!
Gale Harold motorcycle accident
James Denton a "real" plumber 
Time to lick our lips
Queer as Folk / Six Feet Under parties in time past
Re-cabling
Battlestar Galactica final season on SciFi Channel
(David cusses up a storm)
BAM - pulling the plug, baby
Raul wears different hats, but bare headed, full-haired
Loving our bald sisters and brothers
VOTE OBAMA
Democratic Illinois
Area codes 312, 773, 708, 847
Halloween Parade on Halsted
Martini hit Raul long and hard
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
John Allen Nelson
Sarah Palin look-a-like vomited symbolically
MJ's brunch the next day on All Saints Day
Tasties at Pumping Company
Givin' the business
Quearborn and Perversion: An Early History of Lesbian and Gay Chicago http://www.quearbornandperversion.com
Exclusive screening
EXCELLENT film footage
Out and Proud in Chicago DVD
Studs Terkel (1912-2008) was a treasure
Self-chosen epitaph: "Curiosity did not kill this cat."
Raul graduated from physical therapy
Hips and butt tested, still can't carry no babies
Gluteous Minimus: Shake the moneymaker, what your mama gave ya'
Exercises
But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane
Day of the Dead party with karaoke
Don't Fear the Reaper
The Love Shack fun to sing-a-long
80s TV?
Technology snobbin'
Raul's plasma TV keeping him inside
Learning the skill of turning off the TV
Clicker, Crackberry and iPhone
The Tennis Channel 
Burning DVD from DVR?
Seeing every pore, athletes in action
Moist and moving

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit good energy!
L-O-O-P-Y Fruit dot com podcast
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian, your hosts
Bizzy gurls
Working it so hard and so long
In the Heather Mist car heading where?
Stalker tips
Stifler-ish crush (doesn't work there anymore)
Sean William Scott (SWS)
Unpaid tenors
Blackmailed with pictures
Big Daddy with a Boat
Friday ruined by yelling boss
Pouting and sulking
Instant Message funny
Potluck meal to raise morale
Goodie Day
MJ's Chocolate Chip Cookies are wiped
Made with love
Brian's dish with bacon
Iffy meat
Cinnabons
Engineered to taste good
Black grapes
Shout outs: Melissa, Dean and Jude!
2nd Master's Degree
Indiana story
Shapely gams
Greg and Scott deserve top shelf
Gay Bingo is the best
Everything a Gay touches...
Betta fish adventure
Peace Lily Aquarium
David and MJ's fishy
Chicago Aquarium
Blu the Betta
Kathy Griffin in Chicago!
Raul loves Kathy Griffin! http://www.kathygriffin.net
Ripping on Sarah Palin
Kathy and Margaret in Gay Stratosphere!
So funny it hurts
Forbidden Broadway: Dances With the Stars
Duffy http://www.iamduffy.com
When I get to Warwick Avenue
Shout out: Matt from Christe Peoples Trio!
Katarina's near Orange Garden
We love YOU (so hard and so fast)!
Checking out guy with leaf blower

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All night long, Lionel!
You've reached Loopy Fruit
Welcome to the audio podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian, your hosts
How are the ladies?
That's all you got, is just one shot
David's little purple spiral note booklet
Trying to find Bob Dylan's All Along the Watchtower arr. by McCreary
Finding a song in your iPod
Tired and worn, not doing it for a dime no more
Sharing the good energy, recording it for posterity
Raul's Schaumberg story
Disaster recovery
Very little eye candy
Deal but won't do
.. is exhausting
Wind between our wings
Looking for a few good Pips, extra Piply
Hunters in Elk Grove
Homing Device for Homos
Through the forest preserve
Before the witching hour
No-Tell Motel, Hotel California
Heartbreak Hotel?
Girl, you're gettin' fast
What's a boy to do, but wash the panties and other delicates
Hedwig and the Angry Inch line
Hip and butt exercises: Squats, Pelvic Thrust, Monster Walks, Lunges
Elastic band around the ankles
Raul can't carry no babies (no child bearing hips)
Leg raised, déjà vu
(Title of show)
On top of the washing machine
Near run-in with ex at Hair Cuttery
Birthday gift report
Getting what you wanted!
Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions
Laurence Fishburne, Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving
Hugo also in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The Lord of the Rings
Green tinge signifies we are in the Matrix
Nancy Wilson's Acoustic Guitar lesson DVD!
What about love? Don't you want someone to care about you?
Mini-concert for folks
Rock out with bad self
No birthday cards
AGE HERE forever
Panda postcard from China!
Dramatic reading for gay guy (redundant statement)
Dramatic reading of Freedom 90 written by George Michael

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Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Hey, everyone! Start the car... back it up
Your hosts: David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
The Ladies and Gentlemen
(YOU people are mostly ladies)
Just people
Afford to be connected?
Clicked on the pod
Hot menz, i.e. Hottie Alert
Definition, retractions, head bobs
You know how long a video takes to render?
Love you long time, but not THAT long
Choir boy tenors
Bring gifts to where we are accepted and loved
H.D.'s
Rubbernecking
Giggling and cackling
Wearing the helmet and being protected
Nip/Tuck on DVD, highly recommended by David
(Nice jeans)
Plastic surgery - but no surgery watching
Rhinoplasty: hammer, chisel
Nailing the nose
No spaghetti, red sauce
iPhone rang, er, buzzed
Dylan Walsh
Julian McMahon
Dangerously hot, uncomfortably handsome
Better when he's bad
Is there such a thing as oversexed?
Understanding the power of beauty
Most beautiful blue eyes
Quivering, breaking water
Chicago water is FANTASTIC - no bottled water!
Giant Brita filter to make it tasty / delish
Matrix I: Heart of Chicago hotel sign
Laughing in the face of disappointment
Petered out on Peterson Avenue
Shout out: Pinoy Boy! from Oh My Pod! Podcast
Proof of listening
Fortress of Target on Peterson
Ridin' by Chamillionaire
Male models photographed
Lovely men, lovely men
Talking to the ugly and homely, nothing against them
Homeless man story
I could use some change myself
NO, NO, NO Amy Winehouse on him
Old lady cart to carry soymilk
I have an apple or banana, would you like one?
Not hungry enough
"No free Subway sandwich for me"
Beggars can't be choosers
Wednesday night meal
Volunteering might benefit another human being
Take it, eat it!
Open up your mouth and feed it

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Button is punched: Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian
Can you still afford your internets?
Blood sugar running dangerously low!
Ain't got no stories
Game night!
No hunt after all
David wasn't up for getting tagged
Playing games and husband hunting
Don't hate the player
Shout outs: Bruce, Tony, Sharon, Keith, MJ!
Gay version of Catchphrase
First hottie alert
iTunes merger update
Compilations folder
Important time in an audiophile's life
Support Desk - my computer is GAY, flaming out on me
Ahead lies daunting ripping
Backup your library, ladies
Over Tina Arena? Not really
Step by Step with Whitney Houston and Annie Lennox
Raul's wearing out new music - but associating it with life memories
David's integrating music with everyday activities
iPod Nano - shake, shake, shake - shake your Nano!
Genius Playlist really works! Let it analyze your library
Let it do its thang
Disturbed by the playlist - deploy authorities now!
Cher and Howie Day
Wouldn't you want Amazon to suggest books you might like?
Giving out phone numbers
Call Raul for a good time
You've got the future in your hands
Where are the hotties, we're hungry, testy, cranky
Chicago Fire Department siren
Will and Grace: Season 8 - final season!
Eric McCormick bulked up
Shaving around nipples
David listening to Auntie Vera Charles a LOT
Shout out: Elizabeth!

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