Merry Christmas!
It's David, Raul and Southern Joe! (Sorry, David's microphone flakes out - SNOW flakes)
X-mas poppers
Whitest Highney
Old Queens
New granddaughter Scout
Traveling South
Here's the pacifier, now hush
Fairy Godfather
Wave the starry wand
Wiggling something else
NASTY
Who's Ms. Jackson?
Control
Wardrobe lost control
Roaring of CTA train above
David and MJ on Megabus
Princess Leia headphones
Spike Lee's bus
Pricilla
It is poison, after all
I don't know these people
Chasing down balls, tennis balls
Pink bulbs
Windy politicians
Loves knowledge like Charlene (name that sitcom!)
Draw names for gifts
British Air headset
Un-tied airlines
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

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Christmas Elf intro song mix
David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit!
Snickerdoodle Crunch
How you be?
Will & Grace Season Seven
Eric McCormack
We encourage our listeners to eat
Raul's birthday
Christmas exploded
Brought Christmas back
Christmas Captain
Santa Hat arousal level
David and Jason's concert / recital
(At the end of the program - listen for a couple of songs!)
Estampie for Advent by Southern Joe
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Good King Wenceslas
Karma Police by Radiohead
No requests
Jamming on Tina Arena
Ready for holidays?
Too many invites for parties
The Golden Compass
Nicole Kidman
Daniel Craig
Little English girl I don't know
Daemons
One of a Kind Show!
Shout outs: Jim, Jed, Patricia, Chip!
Armando Pedroso
Hot artists, others need not apply (kidding)
Shout outs: Tony, Bruce, Keith!
Borrowers Book Club
You Staying Young by Dr. Oz (and Dr. Roizen)
Another Gerber Hart Library book sale!
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Santaland Diaries
Biography of Oscar Wilde
Anthony Rapp
Listener lifeline
Boning up
Cue the music!

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Music by PG; Lyrics by Loopy Fruit

It’s time for Christmas, the bells are ringing merrily
It’s time for laughter with good friends and family!

Loopy Fruit caroling, spreading joy to one and all
It’s the gayest holiday, twinkly lights and disco balls!

Merry Christmas!
                               ~David and Raul

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Special introduction (thank you, Jeffrey!)
Hello, everyone!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit - David and Raul, host
Podcasting is not dead, I swear
Cussin' like a sailor
Partaking of turkey flesh
Big breasted
Boudoir of H.P.
Shout out: Elaine!
Purdy Polyglot
Shopping on Michigan Avenue
Perfect face for hats
Barney's
Dress up doll
Diesel catalog is fun
Anti-consumerism
Reverend Billy
Jesus was po'
More warmer
MJ's sisters family visit
Fruit in the jello? What?
Fine cuisine NOT impressing the nieces and nephews (yet)
Wasting food
Big heart
Scarlett on Halsted
Kevin Spacey server
Straight guys in Indy, Gay guys in Chicago
"Gone with the Wind" boxed DVD set
"Happy Endings Are Extra"
Stand by for Wicked tickets
Waiting for Oprah
Jersey Boys understudy not good
"For Good"
How people affect each other
Coconut beverage - Goya brand
Bilingual and transcontinental
David's concert coming up
Third King was a Queen
Table's a premium at Starbucks
Hardware Store butch project
Balancing out the quivering thighs
Click send button
When the plants start turning over
Aussie nephews
Christmas song coming next week!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
David and Raul, your hosts, in Chicago (thanks to Jim for the promo!)
Man lips?
Wicked crossed off gay to-do list
Rusty Joiner on top of the list
Speechless
Pop-u-lar!
Consistently good show with Elphaba defying...
Shout out: Bob!
Death's door is on the couch
House, M.D.
Flip the DVD
Own your Flipness
Corn-fused
Omnivore's Dilema by Michael Pollan
Phlipping controversy
7,100 islands, one network
Balloon artists Rhonda and Thom!
Curling ribbon
Hi to friends!
"Zanna, Don't!" at Bailiwick Repertory Theatre
Actor attitude
Time and place for cheesy
"Island of Dr. Moreau" at Lifeline Theatre
Don't throw stones
Half-human / half-animal creatures
"Island of Dr. Moreau" film starring Val Kilmer
H.G. Wells
"War of the Worlds" film starring Tom Cruise
Wicked humor
Glinda is phosphorescent
Themes of acceptance
Theatre etiquette
Shut your mouth / pie hole
Vomiting is contagious
More nastier
LFAN one year old!
So hot - icebergs melt
Daniel Craig
Sorting out jello boxes for Thanksgiving
Spandau Ballet or Duran Duran
Too sick to Wii - true test of how ill
D.C. trip!
Shout out: Jim and Jed!
International Spy Museum
Code name Ree Ree
Valerie Plame Wilson book talk
David in newspaper photo
Six string stylings
Physical vs. virtual friends
Dumped by Second Life boyfriend
Choose a life
"Life is short, stay awake for it" - Caribou Coffee
De-toxed from Diet Coke
Switched to antioxidants
Gayest tea: Diet Peach Iced Tea with real juice

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Hi, hi, hi! Let's get loopy!
You have reached LFAN - David and Raul host
How long Gay Asian?
Celebrating MJ's birthday
Free press: Leonardo's
Shout out: Eli!
"The Night of the Iguana"
Raven Theatre
Tennessee Williams
Illinois Moe
Free press: AriZona Diet Green Tea with Ginseng 
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
Shout out rundown, future LF guests
Accepting diversity, responding to the alternative
Richard Burton
Bette Davis
Paul Dunckel as Reverend Shannon
Flaunting that lifestyle
Revenge of the...
Mexican boys playing rough house
Internets friends
America Online chatrooms
M4M?
Shout out: Lars!
Melrose Place dish
Letting MJ travel to Idaho
Hop on bus, head to Manhattan
Left ax at home (never made it past security)
Meeting in Bethesda
Shout out: David in Michigan!
A lot of Daves
Voices do it, welcome to EZ Jazz
Mouth opens and...
Gay accents
Spicy, spicy noodles!
Queen factor
Knob always up, practice butch
Bass notes
Thick membrane
High vibration count
How low - go down?
Stereotypes
OGTs
Love of musical theatre
Not that we're labeling
Straight gay friends - off the scale
Shakin' that booty
Shout outs: Elise and Sarah!
Losing your hearing because earphones on too loud

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You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com!
Welcome!
David and Raul, in Chicago, workin' against the Man, workin' for Woman
All day boat cruise back down the Chicago River
Drawbridges
Raul hurting, not disciplined the night before
Free press: Cafe Laguardia
Lots of rum: Mojito, Rum and Coke, Malibu and Pineapple
Lightweight
Peer pressure
Hydrated, but afraid to.. they call it Mello Yellow!
Free press: Lipton Green Tea with Citrus (diet)
Pumpkin story
Big, orange and beautiful
Nice stem
Broadway bus
Slaps my pumpkin
Sausage offers
Can't lose my hook!
Raul's photo shoot
Tense moments in boat
Tree trimming Ginkgo biloba
Long freight train not moving on bridge
In Chinatown, pagodas, Zen gardens
Dropping ship for noodles
Waiting at Yacht Yard
Playing Matchbox 20
"I don't know who this singer is..."
That's my rock and roll boyfriend you're talking about!
Rob Thomas
Losing a screwdriver
Annie Lennox and "Songs of Mass Destruction"
Out of nowhere, an angel appears!
Boat Guy
Jaw drops (and panties)
Scrub down
Diamond in the rough, beautiful blue eyes
Delivery Guy vs. H.D. vs. Boat Guy
Like / Want you
Masters Degree in Boatology
Sailing for Dummies book
Shout out: Noel!
Who loves you and means it? We do.

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Happy 50th episode - David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
What a journey this has been.. gay as ever in Chicago
Keep it real dog
Gale force winds prevented Friday sail
Seeing Greg and Vanessa, in a family way
Tender nipples, down there
Breeder friends, large nipples, perky
Sailing Saturday adventure
Caipirinha to drink (Raul hit it hard)
Hanging on the lifeline
I'm not going down there!
Slicing through the water waves, spray in hair
Greg and Scott's Halloween Soirée!
Food, friends, music, cocktails
Drinking the poison: Long Island Iced Tea
All our friends were there! Listen for the rundown
Making fun of Britney Spears
Drunk down, sober up
Can David even drive?
Spoiled American: "I ain't walkin'"
Walking everywhere - no car
Free press: Orange Garden, on Irving Park, near Lincoln/Damen
Work a day, workin' it
Filming "Catch"
I like-a Kung Foo
Talked out
Chinese Zodiac
Safe travels Ryan and Paul!
Surprise in Shanghai
Travel pig
Going to school with a bunch of roosters
Carry instrument around all the time
Admiring Monica's box
Prizes at party
Bigger waves
Going back up river
Message from Joe
New York state of mind
Will and Grace trivia application in Facebook
Jimmy's touch football - touch where?
F(l)ag football

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In our excitement..
David and Raul welcome you and a special guest: Southern Joe!
Free press: Lincoln Restaurant
The Big Cookie
Accent doesn't play well on drive-thru speakers
Royal Prince Henry's mother is a drag queen
Venice story on the Plaza
Jackie the Dutch Dog
Ugly Betty fandom
Wrist so limp..
First introduced to our people
You can call me LUSCIOUS
Dish talk
Organ major had to go practice!
Bob's menses
Buzzard's roost
Ms. Teal's fortune telling
Charlie the Rooster
Pink chick
How did you train the bird to play dead?
Cure every ill - bless your heart
Aunt limp and chased by Charlie
Jumps out of tub
Chicken run
How do you do, Reverend?
Father and the dead cow
Buddy, when are you comin' home to see us?
We're gonna be wiped out
Sailing dreams in Chicago
Bastard boaters
What defines hot
Healthy
Cafe Bong
Cabaret at the Bong! (excerpts)
Forbidden Broadway: Special Victims Unit
Loudest laughter
Recounting on boat
DVD special features
Mail order DVD rentals pattern
Singing in the choir
Daniel Pinkham
Carol of the Bells
Acoustic Christmas Concert!
Plans to travel to NYC in December
Fly in and fly out
Christmas greens in Manhattan
Jason
Boys have code words
Virgin blue eyes
Worn a sack on your head
... it's hard to give it up!
Shaky puddin' sounds worse
How long do I shake this? NOoo!
Motherly way
Mounted above the skies
Sacred Harp hymn lyrics
Doing the Boy Scouts
Will the tenors please stand up and f**t
You don't sing that low without some experience
HELLO BETTY LOU voice
Leary of people not of my own choosing

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Her-ROW!
Welcome to every peep in the house
You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David and Raul, hosts
Thank you for joining us
Let's not interrupt a Hair Gay from his work
Fur is flying
Downtown Chicago across from Millenium Park
Bean behaviors
Can I touch it?
Pritzker Pavilion
Questions from Gus
Mega Fans
1-What podcasts do you enjoy?
some LINKS:
Drink 'Til We're Funny
Eat This Hot Show
Lucky Bitch Radio
Paco the Great
Six String Bliss
Yeast Radio
The Tarot Connection
Fox and the City
Cheryl's Whore Hole dot org
Big Gay News
2-How do you feel about Hillary Clinton?
3-Have you met any Chicago podcasters such as Madge Weinstein or Matt Blender?
4-What's your favorite podcast?
5-Which Sex and the City girl do you relate to? Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda or Samantha?
Black 20
Net_work
Michael Torpey and Mike O'Gorman
Naked Gay Ted (click link above and look for Episode 29)
Videos on iPod
Running out of space on laptop
Internet is for... (Avenue Q!)
New CDs:
Annie Lennox "Songs of Mass Destruction"
Matchbox 20 "Exile on Mainstream"
Loving Rob Thomas so hard and long
Song of the Day at Starbucks
Other plans = Better plans?
Hell Fire, Health Fair
Inhale and exhale test
You gotta blow hard and fast!
Lung age
Don't waste a good blow
Raul is PHAT
Firm bones
Hot auditor
Loves 'em bald as a chicken
NO more e-mails, please!

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Welcome back to Loopy Fruit!
Back in the saddle... David, Gay Caucasian; Raul, Gaysian
We're the future, hello future
Gay mouse flippin' on Undergear
It's not like you people ever walk away...
Gaysian Sensation has returned from vacation!
Enjoying Europes
Jet Lag... like Love Hangover
Shout outs: Melissa, Dean and Jude!
Hey Jude
Back in choir
Back in the sling of things
Cicada rhythm
Jon Secada
Backup for Gloria Estefan
Gay chat room
Hot cop arrest me please (rolls eyes) BRB
NM - not much
Paris, France; Madrid, Spain; Torento & Verona, Italy
Shout outs: Carlo and Barbara and family
Nicer than the Olive Garden
Luigi and Mario
Nintendo
Donkey hammer
Olive pickers and presses
Ciao on a Vespa
Bad words in Italian
With Pressy and Cynthia
The French people were helpful
Parisians encountered very nice
Hot Spainiards
Lusty Ladies
Pocket sized camera
Michael and Jimmy's Husband Hunting Safari
Green means Anything Goes
Ecofriendly!
Evading capture
Catch and don't release until I tell you
More sailing this season than EVER
Color coordinated cushions
Bunkie never treated so well
Next season, Lulu
Pistachio gelato
Working hard for vacation
Not walking funny anymore - walking straight, no gay
Gaily forward
iPod Nano!
Smaller one? Size (GB) matters
Playlists: James Blunt, Heart, Ann Wilson, Nancy Wilson
160GB
Shout out: Ralph and Keo from Elgin, Illinois!
Green stickers!

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Hello, everyone. Raul is having a great time in Europe (France, Italy, Spain, et al) and will return to the States later this week. David is enjoying the beginning of autumn in Chicago, Illinois. The Loopy Fruit Audio Network team will be back next week with new programs. In the meantime, please enjoy a past episode you haven't listened to before, or repeat a fave. In any case, we hope you have a great one, lovelies! See you soon!

David and Raul are back... welcome!
LGBTQEveryone @
Gerber/Hart Library
Anvil - special place in Raul's heart
Media purchases total 26 dollars
Bucks Nuts D1-1st place!
"Way to Go, Smith" by Bob Smith
World power divided by cuisine
Mexican rules
"Easy Way Out" by Stephen McCauley
"Men on Men 2000"
Men on Men XP or Vista
"Growing Up Gay" by Funny Gay Males excerpt
Mother tongue - "What's HER problem?"
Queen's English
Kiss me THERE
Cover is pink
"Queer Notions"
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform. -- Alfred C. Kinsey
"Ripe for the Harvest"
"For My Eyes Only"
VHS - can David play them?
CDs:
Sheryl Crow (eponymous second album)
Soundtrack from Beverly Hills 90210
Preceding Desperate Housewives
Terrible crush on Jason Priestly
Jewel Spirit
Strunz & Farah's classical guitar
Amérícas
Billie Myers
Whiney song for fiddy cent
Saint Etienne
"How We Used to Live"
New Age, Old Age
Gordon Merrick
"The Lord Won't Mind" (No, she won't)
"One for the Gods"
Too hot for jeans
Watch us pop
Aiden Shaw
Steve Hammond cameo
"Miracle Mile"
Colt Studio bag
Man of the Year 1996
How old in gay years?
Brad Hunt - google image him in quotes with safe search off - what?
We're not ageist

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Welcome to the show, dear listeners!
You have reached Loopy Fruit - it's David and Raul
Recording in another fabulous Chicago park!
Berger Park
Mobile unit set up straight?
Early gays get the worm
Enjoying outdoors before washing panties
David, MJ, Corey, Norell and PT go to the Ren Faire
Get your medieval on, are you hobbit-curious?
Drag queen paradise with more equipment
Jane the Phoole
How may I serve you, good lord?
Christophe the Insulter
Not your basic yo mama
Palmists, Tarot card readers, witches
Vegetable Justice
Burned at the stake
Flaming the flames of our faggotry
Lancelot dances a lot in Camelot
(according to Spamalot?)
Working on the tapestries - what do you think, queens?
Shout out: Fruit Salad Podcast, Gus!
Surprise guests
Kay and Riley
Riley loves the whole world and everyone in it
We're on the radio all the time
Riley will listen, he's legal!
How did the description gay come to be?
Different burdens to bear
They're nice guys, Rile, no, they're nice GAYS
Poodle or Terrier?
Flirt with the hottie joggers
Stephen McCauley, a writer
"Man of the House"
Shout out: Greg and Vanessa, congrats!
Jed, the diabetic cat, is in remission
Raul is gonna be an uncle (or auntie?)
Gay dot com story
Purdy or handsome?
We have pretty friends like Michael
Shout out: Greg and Scott, Jim
Back in the choir, starting new year
West Nile virus
Not godless
Little Britain
Daffyd is the only gay in the village
Y-E-H-E-S-S
I'm a lady, you're a bloke
Keeping DVDs for four weeks

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It's a beautiful day!
Everyone, hello and welcome!
You've reached Loopy Fruit - it's David and Raul
Reclassified as Pacific Islander
Special, on location at Oz Park in the Lincoln Park neighborhood in Chicago!
Character statues
Emerald City Garden
Dorothy and Toto
L. Frank Baum
The Wizard of Oz
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Too much drama for our mama
Mary J. Blige
Break up in the park
Urban adventures: hot daddies, shirtless runners
Dog friendly city - pick up dog doo
Aretha Franklin commands our RESPECT
Mittens and Gems
Idaho chat room and potato queens
Senators in restrooms
Shout out: Keith!
Two empty shopping bags
Sh-Nasty! Ick factor
Openly gay and living a healthy life
George Michael
I Knew You Were Waiting tribute to Fairy Princesses
Gay men and straight black women
Live from under Dorothy's skirt
Buying 4x8 yellow brick from Oz Park Advisory Council
Eight is good
The gays don't (usually) catch
Remote control hand off
Drop it like it's hot - rehab no, no, no
Jeff Wall exhibit at the Art Institute of Chicago
Sarah Hobbs
Obsessiveness and Hershey chocolate
MJ is compulsive - nice balance
Fun in dysfunction
Shout out: Anne!
Day with Anne
Worship and adored
Hairspray
Good morning, Baltimore! You can't stop the beat!
Film, musical, film of musical
Back to mother ship: IKEA
Evening in Schaumburg
Free press: AMC 30 in South Barrington
Palace and fortress
Break-up girl is back
Harry Potter extendable ears
Dogs in park
Cute sniffling doctor
Mole patrol
My Thigh
That's what makes us loopy
Mole check on your body and your buddy
Tribute to Karen in Oz Park
Laugh track for our lady friends
Spiking is volleyball
Except for Dorothy's friends, this park is straight
Cross country technique
Talk to the people with the sticks
In chatrooms a wall flower (bedroom wall)
Speculate in Oz

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Ready, Freddy?
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit podcast (in Chicago!)
This is David and Raul
Happy Summer
Paradise rice
Hi - Hello, Tokyo!
We love sushi
Weenie Roast
Boys club and strippers and sausage
Disco ball
I love the nightlife, I love to boogie
Past the witching hour
Whipped cream burns
Sticky tacky tips
Friday sailing
Small craft advisory
Macadamia Nuts
Great inland sea: Lake Michigan
Southerners think...
Southern Joe and sailing season
Shout outs: Ken, Bob from Montana, Sarah!
Seven words do not make a citizen
Philippine-ized
Loopy Fruit Facebook account
We think Facebook is WAY better than MySpace
Not really women - they are spammers
This feature doesn't work - from Tom
Tennis with Ray Ray
Online adventures update
Nipples recovered
Pokes or winks, poke us, POKE IT, UK!
HP's boudoir
You can't rush music
Turning heads going supersonic

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Welcome!
David and Raul welcome you to the progrum
What is Gaysian?
Gay Asian sensation sweeping the nation
Rainy day
Chinese lady
We hope you feel better - get over it
Shout outs first: Maria, Shannon, Leo, Thom, Rhonda, Maggie, Vivian, Linda, Yolanda, Jimmy at the Tamale Hut, Sean, Dustin, Gus!
Stand-up comic not funny
Qdoba has some attractive patrons
Eye candy for dessert
No bartender at party
Double your flavor
If you have any, tell your friends
Tequila will kill ya
Superior to all the drunks
Tiramisu - pick me up
Rum is a downer
Buca di Beppo
Acknowledging Gus' existence
De-Lovely movie
Cole Porter freaks
Alanis Morissette
Sheryl Crow
Robbie Williams
Blu Ray Ray
Draino
Raul's been busy
Jump from prude to slut
Slut vs. whore
Mr. Big
Online dating tips
Choose a good picture
Raul needs to see what's down there
Face man
"Eyes Without A Face" by Billy Idol
Some French
Bag Balm
Udders, piercings, cuticles
Tore up from the toe up
Chafing
Truth in advertising
Good for your ego
Monet art lesson

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You heard it - we mean it!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
This is David and Raul, your hosts
Market Days
Joy at Joy's with Red
Crew on Southern Joe's boat
Shout out: Misty and Dan!
Treating them swell - 8 foot drop
Discussing summer plans: Fort Wayne, Indiana
I don't need to hear about your private life!
Four way - Fort Wayne
Short Bus - intelligent, sexy, comedic
Talking about movies whenever
Traditional Chinese Canadian family
Spikey Gaysian look - Purdy Red
Shout outs: Greg and Aaron, Michael!
Dunk tank hotties and hose boys
Get Around Chicago
Floating camera
Harry Potter catch-up: get to it
Some people haven't read Harry
Meg and Walgreen's
Cigarette break
Staining the counter
Sugar free
Shout out: Tim!
F2F
Second Life boyfriend Kev
Voice activated
This is a gay establishment...
Asked to go to a straight bar on Showtune Sunday
David is greedy
Attractive friends with deep, sexy voices
Shout out: Gus!
Criffy
Raul's gay to-do list update
Goodie basket was big
Bouncy shoes
Scrunchy wrist bands
Freemasonry
New headphones
Telling Pipes from Six String Bliss podcast
Nothing against Target

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It's Loopy Fruit podcast!
Welcome! This is David and Raul -
Fruits who work in the Loop in Chicago
Getting readjusted
Raul's brillo pad
Jada is a freak, nice hair
David is not inked - how about a bicep
Which arm? Left or right
Same with earrings
Week in Indiana Dunes with MJ's family
OUR neices and nephews are perfectly behaved
I'm not prepared to speak on the telephone
All of Hailey's gay uncles
Taking South Shore train
Time at the beach
Teva tan ruined
Venetian Night waves
Bobbing up and down
Fans who won't quit us
Stake it, UK - please e-mail us
Shout out: Brittany!
Aunt Marsha!
Bridge collapse
Cousin terminology: Twice removed
Stopping by Wig's volleyball game at Montrose Beach
Shout out: Wigmor and Jason!
Tim has a lot to say
More skin sweetens the deal - skin is in
300 DVD release
IMAX theatre experience
Alexander Director's Cut
Colin Farrell
Gay men's digital library selections: erotica
H.P.'s nerve to criticize, but looks good in jeans
Favorite male porn star
Hybrid of Ralph Fiennes and Scott Bakula
Lee Adama character on Battlestar Galactica
Subscriptions to erotic websites
Sean Cody
DRM - digital rights management
Spartan shorty-shorts
Angelie Jolie
Coupling - British version of Friends?
Little Britain - we love British imports
Ab Fab is on Raul's gay to-do list
Point system - cash in prize at Cupid's Treasure
Market Days
Crew members on evening cruise
Guitars, boats don't mix
Benefit for Stephen
Party for 50th episode / progrum!

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Welcome and thanks for joining us!
This is the Loopy Fruit podcast:
David is Gay Caucasian
Raul is Gaysian and we LOVE gay softball
Joining us today is Jason and Wigmor!
The Bucks Nuts beat the Center on Halsted's Ladybugs
Hot catching those balls
Home team fields first and bats last
Wig plays volleyball, real volleyball
Bi every other week, gay all the time
Does every Asian play tennis or volleyball
Gaysia softball team
"They are our country girls"
Singing Sound of Music while riding bikes
Getting hammered at Jackhammer later
It's not about winning, it's about cruising
Gaysian spice
No straight guys on Ladybugs
Jason's gay card in danger, butchiness too much to take
Fashion intervention?
Never pry away my t-shirts!
Cherish the love we have...
Jason needs tequila to sing
Hanging out at Big Chicks, Sidetrack, Crew
Indulging Wig's baby
Crew sponsors Summit and Sierra Crew team
Center on Halsted also co-sponsors a team with Little Jim's
Jackhammer sponsors THREE teams!
Wig doesn't drink beer, David doesn't drink alcohol at all
Cheerleading for Cheryl at bat!
Origin of Ladybugs
Short Center position
Squat when you bat
Janet Jackson circa Poetic Justice
Janet who?
Name your diva
Liz Phair is a rockin' woman
Filipino Gaysians get together and start talking Tagalog
Football: Chicago Bears, Greenbay Packers
Brett Farbs
English is whack, Tagalog is easy?
Thanks for the chat!

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Welcome!
This is D-A-V-I-I-D and R-A-U-L
South field - can't stay away from jocks
Center on Halsted Ladybugs vs. Buck's Nuts
Knees burned from sailing
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"
Adam Sandler and
Kevin James (former King of Queens)
Loopy Fruits want to learn and grow (and watch jocks)
Movie in the Park at Hollywood Beach: Cabaret
Liza Minnelli
Michael York
HP and his fitted sheet
Screw Maximilian!
David can catch
Meeting Corey and Norell's cats
Raul purrs
Cheryl at bat
Wild Reef exhibit at Shedd Aquarium - Filipino fishermen
Allergic to cats - never had breast milk
Winning matters?
Team cheers
Doctor says I'll be back on my knees in no time
Welcome to Mike!
Cha Cha!
Ear! (The B was lost)
Free Press: Buck's Saloon
Gays are as good as straight people playing sports
Cheryl!
Trailer trash Bingo host
Size matters in softball (12 inches, not 16 diameter)
Position is upright
Transgendered - starting life as a duck
Start fundraising for Cheryl's operation
Audio recording of surgery: Owww!
"The First Cut is the Deepest" -- Sheryl Crow
Personal question for umpire
Single with cheese
Rolling with the homies (team)
Cheryl's type - equal opportunity
Safe! With protection
A glove takes the sting off
Distracted by tennis
That guy is doing the podcast is so gay!
Thank you for listening!

[Our apologies for the sound quality with our guests, one of our mics was acting up]

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A Big Loopy Fruit welcome to everyone!
David and Raul host and welcome to Michael!
Gay Day at Wrigley field
Juana from Cesar's - straight woman supporting her gay friends
Can Cesar's have a Loopy Fruit margarita?
A gay man explains balls and strikes
Bad, bad parkers!
Not a straight quota but a limit
David is cancer bait
Continuous spray - reapply after vigorous activity
Shout outs: Andrea, the Ropey Old Bird
Stella Mac - Hello Switzerland!
Michael's Flickr Buddies
Antipo Déesse
George
Turkish Angel Aydin!
Turkish oil wrestling - gay & hot
Gay people live in Kalamazoo?
Michigan map on your palm
Michael was a Girl Scout - how he became gay
What gay gene do you have?
What's a field house?
Gays talk about innings, tops and bottoms
Legs up in the air - all that matters!
Jimmy takes off his cup
It's not about winning or losing. No, it is.
Jason's debut on Loopy Fruit
Center on Halsted Lady Bugs
Jason's no catcher, he just plays the field
Kids to listen to our show - 27 year old ones
Need license to take professional picture of the Bean
Juan / Sugar Nuts debut on Loopy Fruit - Raul thinks he's cute!
Michael's starting a podcast - keep an eye out!

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Welcome to the Loopy Fruit podcast (from Chicago!)
Set up in Clarendon Park
David and Raul host
Welcome back Michael from Whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
At Jimmy's softball game
Pitching
Dust, God's free microdermabrasion
MORE gay sounding than we thought
Live Earth concerts
The Police (also at Wrigleyfield this summer)
Sting Junior
Al Gore's son in trouble
Some Gays say Dude
Jimmy needs first-aid kit - ER medical drama
Blood on the dance floor (field)
Sierra Crew vs. Cesar's
Save Water Drink Tequila
Beergarita
Robert, Sierra Crew playa, gives update
Jimmy likes David's hat from Raul's trunk
Just Go and Slide
Gipper not a monkey
Ice drinks from blender
Infomercial scams
Accidentally stepping on scale
Is Stoli the dog overweight?
Free press: Edgewater Athletic Club, in historic ballroom at the
Granville Sovereign
Mirrors in gym
Big ball in softball
Volleyball at Broadway Armory
Out in outfield
JV basketball - making basket for other team
Raul's blue veil
Texting
Transformers
Boy Kulture
Free press: Landmark Century Theatre
Transgendered Formers
Ratatouille
Speaking English in Paris, France
World of rat chefs
Distracted by sights at softball game
No mothers in Disney, mostly
Better eye candy at game than grocery store (See LFAN # 025)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Billion dollar Bond industry
Disneyworld and two E tickets
Space Mountain, pitch-black indoor roller coaster
Epcot not as big anymore it seems
Holographic fish
Shedd Aquarium
Atlanta Aquarium
Mobile studio: Granny cart
Running out of soy milk
Isoflavones
Homo milk
More coolers than a Flannel of Lesbians
Mr. Brooks starring Kevin Costner, Demi Moore
Sixty million is nothing now
Another Gaysian? Front people were not clear
Loopy Fruit demands
Smoking Gun concert waivers
Mighty Jimmy at bat...
Part Two coming up!

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Test test testy
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast - David and Raul are your hosts!
Ragdoll cats
Proud to BE
Where'd the jocks go?
Jock Shock - room was spinning, oh my
Ding ding ding went the trolley
Shout outs: Jimmy and Jeffrey, our jocks!
Party so good there was no recording
Shout outs: Greg and Scott!
Pride parade character Dorthea
Gene Simmon's tongue
Underwear on head
Hunter boxers
Model package - junk up and out
Red Dragon starring Anthony Hopkins
Two-pack Hunter
David's string bikini story
Pajama bottoms in China
ANOTHER Gay Movie
(Disturbing) Hard Candy
Worked up
Patrick Wilson phase
Angels in America
Little Children
Gratuitous nudity
Skin connoisseurs
Million dollar bear, not pretty, but funny
Virgin Megastore in Chicago
Sophie B. Hawkins
Two large tacos - Bulag ako - I'm blind?
How's your weather
Raul's booking travel
It takes a lot of energy to be fabulous
Uptown Girls
Shout out: Madge Weinstein from Yeast Radio!

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Radio voice
Welcome to the show and thanks for listening!
(Thank you, Jed, for the promo!)
This is David and Raul, your Loopy Fruit podcast hosts
Introducing Jeffrey, our straight jock
Social beast
New Orleans Jazz and Heritage festival rundown
Shirt off for beads
Straight male perspective on "volleyball" or
The Sports World
David's blank / glazed look regarding sports talk
Let's Get Soakin' Wet!
Chicago sports talk: Chicago Cubs
Pat from WGN
Kyle Farnsworth, strapping tall reliever, biceps bulging
Loopy Fruit sports quiz!
Tony? Raul?
Kerry Wood
Mark Prior
Lou Piniella's Hissy
Baseball National League http://mlb.mlb.com
Pitchers and Catchers
Sliders and Curves and Balls
Can you tell if he pitches or catches?
Swish, mopping up the pavement
A Walk is four balls, not for stir fry
Under the sweater action
HOMERUN, forget first base (under the bleachers)
Designated Hitter doesn't need to drink to have fun http://www.baseball-almanac.com/firsts/teamdh.shtml
Granada drink
Seventh Inning Stretch and the organ
Take Me Out (to the ballgame)
Shout out: London listeners!
Harry Caray http://www.harrycarays.com
Guest vocalists: Eddie Vedder, Mel Gibson, Governor Blagojevich..
Hair gay (Check out LFAN #  031) http://www.loopyfruit.com/index.php?post_id=221535
Who would we like to hear sing it?
Kelly Clarkson, Maria Carey, not Clay Aiken (bless his heart)
Jennifer Hudson
Audience suggestions: Rob Thomas, Andy Bell from Erasure
Shout outs: Miss Foozie http://www.missfoozie.com
Hi, Miss Susie!
Soccer, Footbul
Italy won the World Cup!
Great clothes, women, food and olive oil
Loving the French, Deutsch, Spanish
Shout out: Europe, the Whole World (we are the world, we are the children)
Michael Jackson, King of Pop http://www.michaeljackson.com
David Beckham
Bend Him Like Beckham, Bend Me Over Like Beckham
Original Metrosexual
Chicago Fire Soccer http://web.mlsnet.com/t100
English Premier League http://www.premierleague.com
Shout out: Brian
100 British Dudes at 7 o'clock in the morning
Potato Queen (Check out LFAN # 002) http://www.loopyfruit.com/index.php?post_id=152930
Olympics
Shout out: China!
Next Winter Olympics in Vancouver, BC, Canada
London in 2012 http://www.london2012.com
Famous Hot Straight Jock
Bringing Jeffrey back!
Tennis: Rafael Nadal
Chicago Marathon http://www.chicagomarathon.com
Chariots of Fire music http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1836
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
South Park Bigger Longer Uncut film http://www.amazon.com/South-Park-Bigger-Longer-Uncut/dp/B000022TSW
Personal stories of sports glory
Backhand Screamer
University of Kansas http://www.ku.edu
"Men raised on corn and beef"
(Thanks for joining us, Jeffrey!)

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Gay Jock vs. Jerry's kids
Welcome to LFAN! David and Raul host
Jimmy, burly gay jock, on Loopy Fruit
Twitterpated
Come out and play softball
10 shades of purple
3 breeder limit, not quota
Hissy fits are endless
Slide under covers
Locker room games
Trash talkin'
Biggest athletic supporters
Putting the 'S' in Ohio
If they walk like a duck...
Straight.. to their knees
6 pack and a thumb
Thumbs up - Ain't no shame
3rd base
Catcher squats down, knee pads sewn in
Free press: Crew Bar
Recording idea at softball diamond
I'm free
Rogers Park rough
Crime camera
I have not seen David run - prance and skip
Nothing virgin at the Golden Girls table (GGT)
Cheese cake on the GGT
Golden Girls DVD sets
Jimmy is truth tellin' third baseman
Still a pitcher
Scouted by Baltimore Orioles
Gay Day at Wrigley Field
South side vs. North side
Cubs fan through and through
Only cute allowed
Gay Games bronze metal
Virginia Fat Legs
Jody Watley rampage?
Shout out: Margaret Cho
Kathy Griffin
One facelift away from Joan Rivers
Wide range of types - just a word
Whatever normal is
No chick flicks for Jimmy "boo hoo, Sue" movies
Fantastic 4 costume mystery
Sixth out of seven kids
3 out of 4 boys are gay in Jim's family (4,6,7)
Mom's good genes
Always something and someone to do in Chicago
Two-spirit brothers
First out sibling - pave the way
Gay pioneer outfit
Mary, pass the potatoes
Jim's coming out story
"Stop, you just did your hair"
Busy young man always pitching
Daddies need daddies, too
Rainbow podcasters
Learned a lot about things at IML
Control-Alt-Delete drink
Ambassador to a lot of stuff
Turn up the Jimmy dial
Tank, nothing stopping Jim
Raul's Pride party
Missed connections at Pride
GI Joe Olympics
Equality Illinois team
3 clipboards, whistle, whip
Hope for non-sports boyz
Quitting smoking, feel differences immediately
Nothing wrong with sweat
Water keeps crows feet away
Mirror behind GGT
Introducing ourselves
Ex-ex jock
Would you know how to pick up a ball?
Come out and watch a game!
Couple foul balls your way - Raul's arms wide open
Thanks for hanging with us!

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
David and Raul, your gay hosts, but not the gayest
Recording from the patio
Ride for AIDS wrap-up
Shout out: Rhett
Midsommarfest in Andersonville neighborhood
ROTC performance - hot!
HP running to and fro
SPF 45 and 50, David is cancer bait
Libido Funk Circus
Catfight
Free press: Noodle Zone
Pad Woon Sen
Shout out: Red and Happy Birthday to Juan
Blushing for more color
Sailing every Friday
Raul the jinx?
Coast Guard is channel 16
Northerly Island - music pavilion
Chicago tradition, listening for free
Shout out: Adam Apellasios
Paco the Great Podcast, audio book
Thank you in Tagalog - salami?
Thank you, Greg!
T-shirt update
Blinding white
Chicago Blues Fest
Blue guitar pick keyring
Gibson Guitar exhibit
Guitar geek's dream: Gibson SG, Les Paul models
David's pick card, pick fetish
Pink picks
Henry Gray and the Cats
Louisiana booth
"There are strange bugs"
Romanian Gypsy King
Zydeco
Blues Fest not food focused like Taste of Chicago
Gospel Fest in Millenium Park
Jazz Fest is August 30-September 2
Firetruck distraction
Suzuki booth - where is Rusty Joiner
Ship to shore communication
Correlation does not imply cause and effect
Future guests update
True Colors music tour
Cyndi Lauper, Margaret Cho, Erasure, Dresden Dolls
Debbie Harry
Rosie O'Donnell!
L-O-O-P-Y

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Welcome, welcome, shalom!
This is Loopy Fruit Audio Network with your hosts, David and Raul
Anne's lair, stylish boudoir
As many men...
Deaf wave, Queen wave
Don't touch the pearls too soon
Waiting for pizza and salad
Free press: Leona's
Health, goodwill and fruit
OD on pears
Dubious honor
Volunteering for Ride for AIDS
Bike ride (from a car) for a good cause
Cabin mate, shared showers
Bring moisturizer, rub it on
White on the outside
White-TEEN-AH
Filipina
Anne's important announcement
No new applicants
Gay bash i.e. party
Not comfortable with competition (hot men)
Object of desire, head swollen
Shout outs: Ron and Charles from Minneapolis
Bob and Jeff
Gay face
Only one Gaysian in the room, you can have too many Gaysians
There's no cheese (check out LFAN # 017)
Jack, Mein Herr gay (our hair gay)
David's new summer 'do
Haircut or consultation
Shear Genius on Bravo
Make me Jaclyn Smith, throw down gurrl
Thick Northern European hair
Swimming in hair, ankle deep
If Hot Peter knew hair, he would be Jack
Hours of undivided attention - you get one
Shout out: Jack Hayes
Watermelon
Seeing Madame Fong, showing her my tarot cards
Gypsy hair before Jack
Change starts with the Man in the Mirror
Michael Jackson, channeling the Gloved One
Signing not singing
MJ's shout out
Fruit smash
Slippery Nipple and Fuzzy Navel
Talk big to me
Anne wants to meet Southern Joe
"Have she ever sailed?"
Watching the sun go down and downtown lights go up
George Michael reference
Anne's cable box
On Demand, Music Choice
Muscular legs

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Welcome to LF!
Loopy Fruit house call - we bring luscious melons and a pineapple
Sound and gay meter
Chest voice is hard
Introducing Greg! (That was Scott on the promo)
Don't be nervous
Memorial Day weekend and IML, International Mister Leather
Gay Chicago magazine
Leather... why?
Lifestyle leather
Costume culture, interestingly hot
Raunch factor is increasing
Distracted by explicit ads in Gay Chicago
Leather men (and podcasters) are a subculture
2004 Men's Fitness issue featuring Rusty Joiner
Rusty's running ad - keep him running into...
Greg's theme song
Veruca Salt - I want a golden goose!
Graphic designer - make this pretty NOW
No sports - but Raul plays tennis
Yellow fuzzy balls
Platform balls are fuzzier
Collector of crap, need to purge, too
Clean Sweep of TLC
Keep, discard or sell piles
Favorite screw
Psychological reasons for keeping stuff
Knick knacks, souvenirs
Scan papers, but back it up
Clipping ads
Plugs are out, rings are in, legs are up
Good memory for faces
Egg shape attached to metal cube
Back to the ball
Slippery?
Latex subculture
Peer into world of fetish
Listen, Chandler
Polos and khakis need to leave
Skill of breezing over
Mari and Cameron
Nasty red drink
Movie group origins and blonding out
Madison, Wisconsin
Shout outs: Jimmy, Michael and Dave!
Learning from excellent hosts... Eric or Greg and Scott
Keep drinks away from food
Chef Him and Him
Cleaning up as anyone else goes
Office is Greg's domain
Listening to NPR, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
This American Life hosted by Ira Glass
Learning about Loopy Fruit
Podcast cherry
Dan Savage, Savage Love podcast
Thursday deep depression (no new podcasts)
Scheduling hot straight jock - coming up
How do we define hot?
Hot Peter, call us! (oh wait, he doesn't listen)
Stupid person story
I didn't do the math, I made it look nice!
What is the New Pink?

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Ready to get wet?
Welcome to the show
Hours on the sailboat - not restful
From Yacht Yard to Monroe Harbor
So many drawbridges
The mechanics of raising the bridges was amazing
We're the poor stepchildren in flotilla
Eating bad snacks, not drinking much liquid
Pictures from our adventure!
Sunburn and windburn
Lots of wind
French Canadian geese sounds
Y-ME National Breast Cancer Organization walk/marathon fundraiser
Keeping boat from hitting other boats
Smooth sailing is a dream
Sound clips from Chicago River
Holding pattern
Introducing Southern Joe!
Going in circles
How do you cast pods?
Free press: Kellogg's Cereal
First sailboat to hit a tree
Sailing since Alabama
Rusty Joiner's mom, thank you, Lola Mae?
Agitate my can
Marine paint has metal, it's very heavy
Admiring our seats, bunkies
Shake it a lot (my paint)
Tore up from the toe up
Dog on board, good sailing dog
Buffed shiny bottom (keel)
Strange sight on Harrison Street bridge
Waving to our people
Le Honk, Eh
Dinghy
Passing River City
Views of the Sears Tower, Birthday cake Rook building
Sailboat mishap
Lake Street bridge with trains on top
Going up like nobody's business
In front of Merchandise Mart
Wendella tour boats and loud annoying fog horns
"My Best Friend's Wedding"
Russian friends
Flying the Loopy Fruit flag
Music on boat, play MP3 files
Hot spot on boat
Tow boat, toy boat, tow boat, toy boat tongue twister
Buffalo, New York is windier
Approaching the harbor

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WELCOME
Loopy Fruit orientation:
David is never drunk
Raul is a light weight and cheap date
Pomegranate Margarita: The Rosy Pom
147 Bus Adventures - The Outer Drive Express
Sailboat progrum will be posted next week, by the way
More issues than the National Geographic
We care about your tender, happy ears
Mac and Don's Supper Club and Shrek 3 green
Display case gives away a plot point! (Spoiler Alert)
Green Milk
Justin Timberlake is the voice of Artie, a teenage King Arthur
Shout outs: Greg and Aaron, Greg and Scott
Spider Man 3: Not impressed
White sticky stuff
James Franco is hot
Thomas Haden Church
Steven Weber, replacement brother for Will
Jeffrey
No allowance for comic books
X-Men
James Marsden in Heights
Hot Peter doesn't listen, is getting cocky
Play hard to get
People are getting stupider
EG in RL
10 cent at Jamba Juice
Venting about stupid
Podcast listeners are smarter
Street smart
Press the right button
Buying Raul's Barlett Pear, not Granny Smith
Pussy Cat Dolls - loosen up my buttons, baby
Looptopia - 1st of it's kind in the US!
America’s first dusk-to-dawn cultural and artistic spectacle
No walk of shame
Alice in Wonderland meets Halloween
Redmoon Theatre spectacles and performance art
Weird Sisters and Strange Brothers
Dueling Judy Garlands
Raul was riding against the wind
Shout outs: Hi, Kristen and Patrick!
Hi, Meredith!
Give us your address, we'll send you a Loopy Fruit card via postal mail
We eat it, but don't do it (Spam)
Y-ME National Breast Cancer Organization marathon in Chicago
Men can get breast cancer too!
Raise awareness and something else
Not all guests have a theme song
Listening to Madame Fong again
Wrappin' it up: from the bottom of our hearts
Please leave us a comment on the website
We'd love to hear from you! Send us an MP3 file
Shout out: Tim!
Smiling cereal

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Jumping in and getting wet
Hello and welcome to Loopy Fruit!
David and Raul, your hosts, welcome our special guest Dave, aka The Boyfriend!
We always wing it, no scripts, we're new media
Gay Dad
Shout out: Hi, Drew!
Raising a child is like raising yourself
Don't roll your eyes at ME
The Sandlot II
Kid movies
Crushin' on a girl
(microphone adjustment)
Who is she?
Friends with ex-wife
Lose the tight grip
Gay Dads are hot
Spawning, spreading seed
Sexuality of straight people
Every stereotype has a Colonel of Truth, yes-sir
Love a man in uniform
Idea of wanting sex, but not being open about it
Our gay book club group spies a man and woman having public sex
Magician's Assistant by Ann Patchett
Under a blanket
Book Clubs or Italian Classes, couples not welcome
Chicago Reader before Craig's List
Movie group is way better
Black and White Film
Michael hosted once and we viewed "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"
Shout outs: Greg and Scott!
Movie group voting process
David's cocktails are excellent
Barback not bareback, is a bartender's assistant
Administrative Professionals' Day
Dave aka The Boyfriend is also a Loopy Fruit (on the 65th floor)
Office views downtown Chicago
Cloud Gate, The Bean
Touch it, take a picture with your fingerprints
Ms. Hathaway, hold my calls
Finger cut and guitar strumming
Voice lessons at the Old Town School of Folk Music
Hottie guitar players, need vocal accompaniment?
Cabaret act!
Red sequins are not Dave's thing
Tenors are very special
Free press: Ten Tenors (as seen on the since canceled Megan Mullally Show)
The Boyfriend Says Blog 
Song suggestions for cabaret?
Musicals fan
Clang, Clang, Clang Went the Trolley
The Color Purple, the Musical about Love
Oprah Winfrey Presents
Favorite musical?
The Producers
Dreamgirls
Wicked, a NEW Musical
Playbills!
Spring Awakening
Coram Boy
Drowsy Chaperone
Grey Gardens
Curtains
The Pirate Queen
Seeing A Chorus Line
Company
Mimi le Duck with Eartha Kitt
Singing a musical: West Side Story, Wizard of Oz
Oh! Calcutta!
Leaving Pirate Queen
Phantom is coming back to Chicago
Cats - meow
Spikes in our recording
ROTC - Righteously Outrageous Twirling Corps
Proun. ROT-see
Unique rifle performance skills
There is a difference between a rifle and a gun
He's in the army now: Boogie Woogie Bugle...
ROTC USA - going to Sydney, Australia for Mardi Gras in 2008

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Welcome to LFAN
Introducing David and Raul, your hosts
Sweaty Raul peddlin' and biking
David and others working on Southern Joe's boat
Pearson 27 sailboat
Lucille's ministry of transportation, she's a healthy girl
Will Home Depot shake my paint?
Sailing with HP on a Soling
Balancing a bunky
Jeff's Habitat for Humanity trip at the Musicians' Village in New Orleans
Jazz Fest in New Orleans (proun. NAW-lins)
Mr. Connick, I'd pound that nail
David is a darker shade of pink
Shout out: Annie Lennox - we love you, Little Bird
Savings pennies for new noise-canceling headphones
Crackling
Baking biscuits and doughboy
Vegetable Pizza
Banana Nut muffins - don't over mix
Raul didn't forget the nuts
Red is a muffin master baker
David MJ loft is a wreck from the painting work
Free press: Furniture from Cassona
Memory foam mattress
TT's trip
The Muffin Man lives on Drury Lane
Three summer movies: Shrek the Third - Shrek 3, Spider Man 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
Burying the magic wand
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Daniel Radcliffe
Pears are Raul's favorite fruit
Hot Peter shakes
"It's hard to be a commoner in a world full of queens" - character quote from Michael Novotny from Queer As Folk
Dante's Cove - no
We know the gay routine, all about the surface

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Hello! This is David and Raul! Welcome to the show Michael from whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
Too gay
Podcasting from our secret location (gong sound)
Peapod delivers
Cindy Brady "fwoze"
Cindy to Marsha, not stopping at Jan
Brady Bunch - who has astroturf?
Brady Bunch movie
Winging it
Shout outs: Ms. Mac;
The Big Finn "TBF";  
The Medium Swede;  
The Sour Kraut
and Andrea, A Ropey Old Bird
Megabus to Cleveland
Thermos of Frappuccino
RL and F2F
Monopoly on the bus
Wo Mann Act
Looking in grocery baskets
Starbucks is usually closed when we visit
LCR dice game
Santa Barbara weatherman freaked on a storm
Locked in the car and secluded
Bananas are 69 cents a pound
Free bananas turn real quick
International cream look out
Boning up on Loopy Fruit
Hot BF for Raul
MJ gave David the hand
Michael is a Senior Blogger
Penpals - Irish Isle
Joan Rivers style
Pizza night at Dominick's
Gay Jock
Our share of stags
Hot Peter update
Granola with pumpkin and flax seed
Make your own granola by Michael
The Queen on Raul's Gay To Do list
David dreams of having tea with Helen Mirren
Tea dreams and tea bagging
Bring an extension cord
Borrow an outfit at Sears for family portrait
Finding the dress - girls are nasty in dressing room
29? Who believes that?!
The Boyfriend's blog
Fili Peanut Gallery
Would you plug in my buffer
Two of the cleanest toolboxes and tools in their plastic cases
Changing a tire on Clark Street - gay myth?
After the butch moment - I just had a manicure
Shout out: Jenn and the twins
Clutch the pearls and gasp
Middle name is Useless
Thanks, Igor
Young Frankenstein starring Gene Wilder (and on Broadway)
Centrum Silver
Sing the Loopy Fruit theme
(Listen for the gag reel)

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In the car, departing from Trader Joes - hello!
This is David and Raul, your Loopy Fruit hosts
Trip to Indiana - shout outs: LaDonna, Marilyn, Jim and Jed
Where's our hot straight driver
Raul is planning to go to Paris and Madrid in September or October
New bag at CB2
Washed out pretty in pink
Free press: Daily Diner
Mag likes to stir the salsa
People watching from car - WTF
Don't hit that man, you'll teach him how to fly
David's glasses blew off his face at Belmont
Girl on the edge
Doubled over using the f-word: Fudge, Fudge, Fudge!
The Rage
Upcoming guests: Jeff, cool straight jock talking sports, among others
Cubs or Chicago team fan
Slug Bug yellow
Gays don't punch, they slap, scratch and grab
Philippines Plaza and Lumpia
Mojito season
Hot Peter's neighborhood
Speed humps, my humps, my lovely speedy humps
Breast obsessed (chicken)
Ray Ray and tennis
Rubberneck the gorgeous pedestrian
"We harmless!"
Gay friend is a loophole in straight relationship
Proponent of birth control
Dynamic changes with a baby
Music is part of our gay heritage
Raul's conference and tarot card of death
The Hanged Man
Hump read and ripe age of 72
Let's do lunch
Boi on the Hood

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Hello - welcome to Loopy Fruit! David and Raul host
Shout back: Tim!  Thanks for the voice mail, Tim
Welcome Aaron Delatante aka Aaron Toaster and
Just Greg (jazz hands)
Loopy Fruit house call in Greg and Aaron's lime green boudoir
Free press: New Jeanny's Chinese Restaurant
Hong Sue Tofu
Fortune cookie telling... in bed
Duct tape of the new millenium: ibuprofen and viagra
Berlin in Chicago
A Flannel of Lesbians
Strawberry vodka and Diet Sprite
Drunk gay guys on stage - any other kind?
Greg's wisdom teeth are OUT
Nitrous Oxide laughing gas tinglies
Tooth Fairies
What kind of gay are you?
Pocket Gay and Drama Queen Twinkie
"That's what my driver's license says..."
Berries
Fruit on the bottom or the top
Granola, flannel, the moon and whales
Coming out early
Raul is a baby gay
How much gay credit is on your gay card?
Belinda with a BUH
Never ask a gay couple how they met
Gay 101 - who's who in college
Get the AIM screen name - big step
Sci-fi bonding
"Planet of the Apes"
Girl kisses are practice
Gay couple sniping?
Drag queen in training
"Shrek 2"
Introducing "Holding Out for a Hero" to an impressionable drag princess
Dressing in drag - Aaron's prom dress
"My Humps" - Alanis Morrisette's version
Girl has needs, okay
It's THAT
Pocket Puppies in Lincoln Park
Civil unioned if you could
White tux because you're so pure - black tuxedo is classier
Earth Day cakes
Man on man action at civil union ceremony - grind from behind
iTunes party idea
Beyonce believes what her church believes
And I'm telling you, Jennifer Hudson is loved by the gays! She's a dream girl!
Swingset: Pump or push
I asked for a dollar g'dammit
Coolata and chocolate donut for a homeless lady
CTA Three-track renovation phase
David shares a CTA secret in the Loop
Other queercasts: PNS Explosion, Lady Raptastic, Okay So Radio hosted by Matt Blender
Battlestar Galactica podcast
The persona podcasts: over the top characters are hilarious
Also real people podcasts provide something special
111 pictures of Rusty Joiner - think you can handle it? Google Image RJ
"Dodgeball"

[Our apologies for the sound quality during the first 15 minutes or so.. a mystery of podcast recording]

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Lights, camera, podcast action!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit - this is David and Raul
Shout outs: Tim from Texas, Reggie
Flat Stanley can't wait to go to school
Cloud Gate sculpture a.k.a. "The Bean"
Raul's new bleu bike
Off-roading the mountain bike
Shout out: Teddy
Free Press: Village Cycle Center, Bijou Theater
Put on my bike chain, feel the heat
Chicago bike trails
Jason Steele Ensemble (or click here) CD release party including
Ron Miles and
Tim Sullivan
Jazz musicians are the cat's meow
Brahms' "How Lovely is Thy Dwelling Place" with no tenors
Loopy Fruit t-shirts - send us a suggestion what to put on it, get a free shirt!
Rusty Joiner, International Male and Undergear model
Rusty and the full moon
Twitterpated - heart in excited state of flux
Planning gays - social calendar is full
"People to do, places to see!"
Shout out: Robert
Loopy Fruit aliases: Butterball, Luscious, Honeysuckle Chicken Legs
Hot Peter's fruit custard and equipment
Fruit on top
Podsafe Music Network
"Lifeguard" by Andy Martin from the album Intervals

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Waiting for hot straight chauffeur
Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast - this is David and Raul!
Floating rib
Going to Wild Oats and TJs in Raul's car
West Hollywood to Broadway in Chicago
Flagging down Hot Peter - welcome Hot Peter!
Rude people
Three men in a car (tub)
Fiber in David's hair
Organic / orgasmic lemon
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize - gay male anti-aging regimen
"What will I get for a rib?"
Tea bagging
Chicago street names that rhyme with...
Dennis' Place for Games
"The Producers"
"He's having a stroke... of GENIUS!" --Carmen Ghia (character quote)
Wishing well: to Red
Loopy Fruit gossip - crushes
Strut your stuff
Stare down in Andersonville - livacious look
Sowing Wild Oats in sweat pants
Attire of the evening - blue jeans/black shirt or brown shorts/pink shirt
Is she Filipina?
Propositioned at Granville Anvil
"Smile for a week, walk funny for two"
Grimace in mannequin in window near Jackhammer
Mo Rugs Plus
Flat Stanley
"Driving Miss Daisy"
All the Jason Steeles - buy his new CD!
Jason Steele Ensemble

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Helloooo! This is David and Raul - welcome to Loopy Fruit
David and MJ's new washer and dryer
Russian appliance general
Madrigal's restaurant or bank?
Ordering online
Shout out: Michael - whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
Pomegranate sugah
Raul's mom's treadmill
Everyone is VGL online
Annie Lennox "Little Bird"
Gay Mecca IKEA
Insert Swedish meatball jokes here
Queen things
Johnny Weir figure skater
Michelangelo's David magnet
Shout out: Monica and Brian!
Screening calls
Extreme Chicago weather
"An Inconvenient Truth" by Al Gore
Raul's dad keeps asking about a girl
Chanticleer
Sperm donation
Pitt Jolie - we don't care
Celebrity gossip - pure fluff
"The Fluffer"
"Boy from New York City"
Peter Answers dot com - virtual tarot system
"My soul will rest under your bed tonight"
Cool cool kitty

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Raul's enhanced gay card
Mag sandwich
Fag stag updates
High school crush
Physical Education
Badminton
Shuttlecock
Folk Dancing or Square Dancing
Madame Fong's art exhibit 'In the mood?'
69 items in the gay to-do list
Debbie Gibson "Electric Youth"
"The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green"
Need to know: Belinda Carlisle's "Runaway Horses" album released in 1989!
Belinda Carlisle sing-a-long!
"Leave a Light On"
"Runaway Horses"
"Vision of You"
"Summer Rain"
"La Luna"
"(We Want) The Same Thing"
We love Belinda Carlisle!

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Welcome!
Loopy Fruit secret weapon
Latin vacation
David became a person he likes to hate
Meeting Cowboy Weber
Practicing everyday
Guitar maintenence with Martin Luthier King Jr.
Free press: Schroeder Guitar Repair
Unplugged Les Paul
Congrats Jennifer Hudson!
Raul's Gay To-Do list
Still gay - no question
Shout outs: Michael and Joel
Alice, Tony, Gelo and Andrei
Taller than Aussies
(Freudian slip)
Ted and cow tipping
Rural legend
Tipping the Swiss
Munich Gay Tennis Tournament
Sheet Sisters
Everyone has a twin
Mother S' technical advisor/help desk
Golf clubs on eBay
No energy for dating
Fantastic Four
Thing and Hulk have pants - why?
Questions for the Torch
Which movie/comic came first: Incredibles or Fantastic Four?
Leave a comment

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Shalom, Miss Anne!
Another Loopy Fruit house call
Friends with rock stars, feelin' the love!
Canceling cable
Ruining pillows with tears and bites
"The Devil Wears Prada"
Mean people are misunderstood
Basket of pansies and packages
Plastic pears - a gay man can't be changed
Ex-gays do not exist
Don't bite me, I'm not real
Gurlie = Fairy Princess
"For All Genders - Heteros Acquainted w/Gays"
"Will and Grace" highlighted Gurlie culture
Gay guys are usually hot
A-Gays, B-Gays ranking
Fag Stags
Hot straight men
Shout out to Polish Oola!
Raul is BI-lingual
Tagalog girl scout cookie language
American Sign Language
Dingos and vegemite in Australia
Where are all the hot straight SINGLE men?
Gurlie girls are monogamous
Daisies are the Top Gay from a gurlie's point of view
Anne's man would be smart
Raven on the train
Dumb is ugly
A mind is a terrible thing
Guys are visual in terms of hotness
Edward Norton
"The Illusionist"
Raul likes Eric McCormick
Wanda Wisdom is sexy
Sexy and funny is like Chinese food and cheese, they don't mingle
Italy is Das Boot is My Left Foot
Not every gay guy wants a gurlie, i.e. Grace
Hierarchy of the Gurlie: Mama then Gurlie then everyone else
Gurlies can throw a bone
Line from "Emma"... Daisies are drab little flowers
Gay people are called family (Sister Sledge)
Green and Yellow
Boat = Daisy, term of endearment
Loopy Fruit moment
"Drawn Together" on Comedy Central

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Out boys read "Out" magazine
Speedo article?
Daniel Craig adjusts himself
David Beckham
007 fans
JP Calderon, another gay Survivor
"Instinct" magazine cover
Little People or Filipino?
Brutal cold
Old woman scarf
Quentin Crisp's fedora
"Orlando"
"Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
"The Naked Civil Servant"
Truman Capote evening
Shout out: Therese
Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
Low humidity is bad for guitars
Humitron for sound hole
Raul's mom is cold at 64 degrees F!
Borrow a guitar from Cowboy Weber
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
David can't live without music
Tarot cards and divination
Your gay card never lies
David is ambiverted, Raul is intro
The Hermit
Returning stuff
"Confederacy of Dunces"
Raul was pegged introverted
Meyers-Briggs
Madame Fong is truly psychic to the queens
Southern Joe doesn't know Raul anymore
Pastor Pillow
"The Queen"
Noel thought Prince Charles' ears were too small
Beyonce's "B'Day" - alligators?
Raul hates snakes, has bizarre dreams
Boiling apples
Interpret Raul's dreams

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Music by PG; Lyrics by PG and Loopy Fruit

Girl, forget the pearls, no time to curl
Meet me at in zero flat, the Queen's Basket Laundromat
Way too long since break o' dawn, flippin' heart be singing that song,
Gonna freshen up my Valentine Thong!
 
Rub that fruity liscious booty, make it soft and smooth
Slippin' on my trippy thong, gonna fit the groove
On caffeine I'm a dancin' queen, wigglin' when I shake it
Straight or gay, hot people say, "Is that dude butt naked?"

CHORUS
(Gonna Be)
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Gonna be dancin'!

Favorite thong is neon green, but that's the one for Halloween
And silver slick for ole saint Nick to spangle up my party...trick
When it comes to lovin' buns, we all start with cupid's dart
To sink in pink, the flav-o-choice for a gay man's heart.

Got a pocket of love in my Valentine thong
Got a rocket of love for a hot trick tonight
Oh heaven above I'm a dancin' in the suds
'Cause my stringy little thing holds a ton of delight!

'Nother freak show here at the 'mat
Check it: psychodelic drag queen cat
Stinky Jack looking in all the slots
Crazy Mary doin' her Turkey shots.

REPEAT CHORUS

© 2007, PG Loopy Fruit, All rights reserved, bitches

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Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Shout out: Hi Terri!
Studio guests include MJ, LuLu, Helene, Jennifer and Hot Peter
From the deepest, darkest Orient, the cryogenically defying, stupefying, psychic to the queens...
Madame Fong!
Questions, chakras, cleansing chi, channeling creative energy, not Imelda Marcos
Clarity
Raul is blocked
Neti pot, nasal cleansing
Focusing on what you want
Sometimes you are not ready to listen
Take a deep breath and open up
Witness writing, vibrate the energy
Mo' naughty, mo' better
Finding a boyfriend
Energy channeled through music
Breathing correctly from your secret garden
Control is a big issue - let go sometimes
Scribble out your tension
'I'm opening up to the sweet surrender to the healing presence of the one'
Have fun with it
Becoming the...
Raul's not judgin', he's just sayin'
I'm stuck, Madame Fong!
Afraid of being alone
Letting go of the other
Write down every day what you want

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Kinky neck
Art Institute of Chicago visit with Hot Peter
David and Raul are psychic sisters
-Nighthawks- by Edward Hopper
European museums are cheaper
Paul Guilfoyle celebrity sighting
Tennis coincidence in Madrid
-Eating Raul-
Meeting Monika and Fabricio
MJ is getting hit on a lot lately by Pocket Gays
David is oblivious to street flirting
Gaysian eyes are wandering
Spring 2007 Undergear catalog
-Six Feet Under- body
What color is Raul's thong?
Suzuki Undergear model
David wants a manly voice in a man
Raul is a fairy godmother - what to wear
Perverted chords, er, Inverted chords
-Queer as Folk- -Six Feet Under- rag tag group of gays
Madame Fong on a future progrum!
Raul is going D-R-Y not drive
Shout out! Aaron and Greg
Twitterpated = excited

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Introducing Pigeon and Mango!
Loopy Fruit house call
Shout outs!
Madge Weinstein of YeastRadio.com
Michael of Whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com
Tamale Hut Cafe
Kicked out of Starbucks listening to Loopy Fruit X-mas song
Fifty-six Sixty in Miami!
Rita, Granny, Shugah, Uncle Ralph and Aunt Allen
Aunt Allen wrote Dark Shadows and Decorating With Fabric
Rita makes x-rated teddy bears and loves Pigeon's bedding
Pigeon's practical jokes
David WHO?
Mango is a Straight Cuban Jew
Are the drinks strong enough - tell David not to skimp!
Alcoholic blind friend pouring drinks
Uncle Ralph got a little TIGHT last night
Jim Jones Hip Hop
Raul likes Boy Bands
Who can tell the difference between the Bangles and the Go-Gos?
Mariah Carey - we love her secretly
Short people
-MORE-

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Not hot cop
Raul pulled over on Broadway and racial profiled in Venice
Stickin' my sticker
What are you doing in Italy?
Waste of a uniform
Cruising
Undergear
David is a bad boy yelling b****
No smoking on platform
Don't just go - go for the gold
PT Cruiser
Rub the peach, figure eight, clutch the pearls
Queen wave!
Friendly face slash mean face
Schedule our peeps
You tube my space, I'll google your yahoo
www.myspace.com/loopy_fruit
Check out our pictures on MySpace
Wife beater t-shirt extra small
Watch out for future songs

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Listen hard to the Loopy Fruit promo!

Music by PG